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By order of President Ishmael Ibn Fatawa HSR-01 has been passed. In a 19-2 vote in the House-Senate this was passed on to the president who then signed it. This means that exactly 1000 acres of formerly residential land shall be out up for international sale. The land will be given to the highest bidder. You may build an embassy, industry, and what have you. The owner shall not be subject to the laws of Al-Kazahn ofr fear of interfearing with their economy. Howeevr, the owner must pay a annual tax of 5% of the income that the area brings in. Bidding ends in 5 hours.

-House-Senate Speaker Takbar

The Danaan High Kingdom of the Resurgent Dream bids the equivalent of 700,000 USD.

On behalf of the peoples on the united states on europe i would like to purchase the land of which you are selling if you care to guide me through the proccess i would be more than happy to provide you with what i think you'll find a generous sum.
yours faithfully
President G. Gilder

The Robotopolis dictatorship wishes to know the condition of the land, and if there are any mineral deposits.

Can this land grow corn?

The Armed Republic of Al-Kazahn is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports industries.
Elections have been outlawed, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a serious problem. Al-Kazahn's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the vlad.

Al-Kazahn is ranked 2nd in the region and 34,513th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

We have decided on a change in the deal. We see that an incoem tax would harm the owners economy. Instead we ask that there be free trade between the owner and Al-Kazahn. As you can see we will help you. Also, the House-Senate Speaker Takbar has been fired for asking for an income tax.

-New House-Senate Speaker Muhammed Al Baraq

In a motion of international diplomacy, the Protectorate of Parudai would like to extend a bid to the said land in The Armed Republic of Al-Kazahn.

Let it be said we will offer a sum in the amount of ten trillion (10,000,000,000,000) Parudain Quitaris (approximate exchange rate of 17,960,000 Quitaris to the Euro at current valuation).

We hope to build an embassy on the said property and promote mutual peace between our nations.

Signed,

Ferin Aui Sonqwee
Supreme Protector of Parudai

Mr. Al Baraq:

Dr. Albert E. Wily, dictator of Robotopolis, has informed me to offer you 3,200,000 zenny(The equivilent in USD totaling $800,000) and one whole chocolate pie in exchange for your 1,000 acres of land.

He hopes this offer is acceptable, and awaits your reply.


Sincerely,

Elec Man
Head Of Foreign Affairs
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I accept the offer made by the nation of Robotopolis. Please telegram us so that we may write a contract.
-President Muhammed Al-Bariq
If anyone is wondering why I am now president, there is something you must know. Politics move very quickly in Al-Kazahn. The old president is now my House-Senate Speaker (the equivalent of a vice president) He was voted to this position and I up by the House-Senate by an 11-10 vote.

OOC: I knew I put pie in there for some reason...