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Magnanimous Felicitations
From the High Barristress of the Jingoistic States of Coprolaliablahblah, warmed by volcanic springs in the Northern Pacific and where "We have Laws against Everything, but None are Enforced".

Positioned as we are midpoint between Kamchatka, Alaska and the Midway Islands, the source of our prosperity is leasing out strategic airbase location to any and all, and turning a blind eye. Please do consider a State Visit to our convivial nation, and should you be in need of setting up a strategically placed airbase, remember at Coprolaliablahblah "Airbases-R-Us"!

The handsome and clever native islanders of Paleoarctic heritage and akin to the Ainu will welcome you to Coprolaliablahblah with Hoatzin-feather leis, and a traditional herbal beverage.

Schedule *your* state visit NOW and let's discuss strategic airbase space. Remember one volcanic island can only hold so many airbases, so land does not come cheap.

Your is Gratitudicity,

High Barristress Dorissiadobu, (appointed by no less than the Thirteenth Prince issued out of the Fourth Concubine of the Fearless Colonel Himself)

His Excellency
President Bongo
of the
Democratic Republic of Phonque

offers his fraternal greetings and those of the people of the Democratic Republic to
High Barristress Dorissiadobu
and the people of
Jingoistic States of Coprolaliablahblah

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From the Ministry of Defence:

Many thanks for your invitation to rent airbase facilities in Coprolaliablahblah. Currently, we have no air activity in the North Pacific, and have no need for such a service. However, I shall be recommending you to our allies, and your neighbours, in The Disputed Territories of Jipangunesia (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=jipangunesia).

Yours,

Edward Ibom
Minister of State for the Armed Forces

Honorable and Dignified Minister Ibom,

The favor of your refering the availabilty of our strategic airbase locales to the appropriate Statesmen and Military Leaders of The Disputed Territories of Jipangunesia greatly uplifts the heart of the Fearless Colonel Himself, and has inspired general Celebration the full length of the one paved street of our Provisional Capital City, Oudledeedouyou! Even the Hoatzin birds can be heard singing with joy, and the mata-mata turtles emerge from their shells in fellowship (lacking voices with which to join in the ebullient cacaphony)!

Every Disputed Territory needs a strategic airbase, and Coprolaliablahblah provides the absolute State of the Art in location and amenities. Our toilets even flush a full eight months out of the year, and we pride ourselves in *both* hours of direct current electricity available daily all seven days of the week.

As an emerging Nation, we look forward to establishing most favorable relations with Salubrious, Commendable and Trustworthinessworthy Governments.

--High Barristress Dorissiadobu,
Upon behalf of the Fearless Colonel Himself (Praise to His Name)

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