NationStates Jolt Archive

Flying Cow annihilates city.

TehInterwebGame

26-01-2005, 23:33

A "COWBOM" FTL orbital bombarding weapon fell out of H4X orbit today, smashing into Exploding Frog city. Citizens screamed in terror as the accelerating cow encased in a metal shell lit up and started flaming. It hit a man's house and annihilated everything within 200 miles. Obviously, there are no survivors.

This is FroggyDude News.

"Time's fun when you're having flies."

Golemfrostopia

26-01-2005, 23:40

uhmm o.k
just stay calm, the guys with the white robes will be here any minute.

Tarlachia

27-01-2005, 00:34

We resent that. We like to be known as our patients' know us: "The Angels."

*beckons to the twelve man team behind myself forward*

"Take them both to Heaven."