NationStates Jolt Archive

The raving cold of the Norse winter hunted through the open plazas of the Guffingfordii capital, empty and deserted. A snow like substance -grayish white- fell from the lead clouds drifting fast from horizon to horizon. A few dots of cold, hard blue shone through the vast grayness, giving hints of the ending blizzard.

Former Imperial Palace, Oslo
'No, this cannot wait any longer. If we are going to let this go out of hand, God knows what happens. Euroslavia is the current leader of the NWO? Well, send them a message; we cannot wait any longer. This whole situation with Dumpsterdam, McLeod03 and Wolfish is no longer a small conflict. If we don't act... You know.' The man speaking held a cigarette in his hand, he didn't brought the cigarette to his mouth to inhale the smoke, it was resting between his middle- and right indexfinger, burning.
'But Mr Rixx, you do know well this can be explained as a sign of weakness.' The women (one of the few allowed working in the government near Solan Rixx) was listening patiently and started to speak, this time with a more serious and forcing tone in her voice 'Mr Rixx, we cannot do this. We must show those NWO dogs our military might, not to bargain our power away. Our organization is strong! The militarization of Holy Panooly is complete, the industry there works at maximum capacity, surely we can try to see what happens if we... wipe Wolfish off the map?'
'I'd love to Miss Leylass but...' Solan Rixx held his breath for a moment and continued 'the concequences are highly unpredictable. I assume, you haven't forgotten the idiotic neighbour Bob-Bob of ours and the communist maniacs in the east. Not to mention the whole instable situation in Guffingford itself. Everything cooled down, but is far from when the NSGP (National Socialist Guffingfordii Party) was in control. Solan Rixx was rethinking the assassination on Leighmar and Schilling... Perhaps it was a bad idea after all. It was a most bizarre, absurd thought but sometimes Solan thought they weren't dead at all. Still living in a shadowrealm, ready to jump into the breach - and avenge my attempt to kill them.
'Miss Leylass, please send this message to Euroslavia.' Solan gave her a piece of paper and she walked to the communication room.
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MESSAGE TO ~ Euroslavia
SUBJECT ~ Conference
MESSAGE ~ It seems to be in both of our best interests that we organize a conference to discuss the current matters at hand. There is too much rivalry and there must be put an end to that. Please notify me personally of your thoughts about this and message me back through this secure channel. We hope you, as leader of the NWO will listen to our words.

Yours sincerely,

Solan Rixx - Chancellor of Guffingford, the Holy Dual Empire of Guffingford-Panooly
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OOC: TAG, this is a hard one to know who to support, I'm allied with Guff, but in the LoD as well.

*Tag*

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#TAG# by UWP and LoD member and former NWO and NATO member...

"Comrade, it seems we have received a message from Guffingford. They are requesting that a conference be held to ease the current rivalries that are growing, especially as of late. Here's the letter we received."

MESSAGE TO ~ Euroslavia
SUBJECT ~ Conference
MESSAGE ~ It seems to be in both of our best interests that we organize a conference to discuss the current matters at hand. There is too much rivalry and there must be put an end to that. Please notify me personally of your thoughts about this and message me back through this secure channel. We hope you, as leader of the NWO will listen to our words.

The secretary stood there as the Comrade read the short letter with full attention, making sure not to misunderstand a single word. He looked up at the secretary and smiled.

"We appreciate the fact that Guffingford is willing to take a step towards ending these pathetic rivalries, that in all seriousness, amount to nothing. Send Guffingford a message back, saying that I will do everything possible to ease the current tensions, and attend this conference."

"Yes, Comrade."

To: Guffingford
From: Euroslavia
Subject: RE: Conference

The Comrade himself will gladly attend this Conference, to better relations between Guffingford and Euroslavia. All we need are the details of the Conference, possibly some major goals/issues that we need to work on, as well as incidents taking place every day on the world stage, that need to be addressed. It should be known that Euroslavia is a very considerate nation, and is willing to give all nations, despite their background, another chance at things.

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MESSAGE TO ~ Euroslavia
SUBJECT ~ RE:Conference
MESSAGE ~ We are glad to hear you have listened to our words of reason. We should be getting this conference going as soon as possible; war is brewing. Once again, our thanks for your reply.

Yours sincerely,

Solan Rixx - Chancellor of Guffingford, the Holy Dual Empire of Guffingford-Panooly
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Bump, let's get this going. The war ended because I know nothing of military technology and therefore I cannot fight wars according to the almighty all-knowing daikerta :(

yeah right.

MESSAGE TO ~ Guffingford
SUBJECT ~ RE: RE: Conference
MESSAGE ~ Euroslavia is willing to re-enter negotiations with Guffingford and is ready to send a representative of Euroslavia to Guffingford to begin such talks. We also wish to know exactly what you have on the agenda for this conference before we can actually send our delegate out.

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MESSAGE TO ~ Euroslavia
SUBJECT ~ RE: RE: RE: Conference
MESSAGE ~ Peace between us is high on our agenda. Me and you have a lot in common, we need to work out our differences rather then to fight each other. Two ideologies cannot be destroyed, something we both know. Your delegate is more than welcome in Guffinford Prime, the capital of the Guffingfordii landbody in the Imperial Armies region.

Yours sincerely,

Adolph Leighmar, Führer of National Socialist Guffingford, the Holy Dual Empire of Guffingford Panooly--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lady Destra has received word of a reply coming from Guffingford. Upon reading the transmission, she began to think...

Guffingford...in the past, we've been troubled with a lot of the things that their nation has done. They certainly are an 'out of the ordinary' nation for Euroslavia to be in contact with...however, it's our policy to give other nations, no matter what the consequences another chance at diplomacy.

The delegate given the opportunity to be sent over to Guffingford stepped into the office while the Lady was deep in thought. It took her a while to recognize his presence, but she snapped out of it, and began to speak.

"I trust that you know Euroslavia's policies well, sir. This meeting will be the beginning of the fall of relations with Guffingford, or the start of fruitful negotiations between us two. I don't mean to ..stress you out, but this is all on your shoulders.."

The man chuckled for a bit, and looked back at Lady Destra.

"You know, I'm not worried about it one bit. This is exactly why I became a diplomat. For this exact situation. Don't worry about a thing. Guffingford-Euroslav relations will warm up."

"It's good to know you have confidence, sir, but please do not underestimate the diplomatic skills of the Guffingfordii delegate. They are certainly a nation that we need to be stern with. We cannot possibly afford to lose anything in this, especially respect. If something were to go wrong..."

The diplomat interrupted Lady Destra, which was certainly something that wasn't looked well upon, however, given the circumstances, she wasn't displeased.

"You worry too much, m'Lady. Everything is covered."

The delegate walked out of the room, to prepare himself for the trip to Guffingford.

Lady Destra immediately went into a deep thought...

I sure hope he knows what he's doing....


MESSAGE TO ~ Guffingford
SUBJECT ~ Invitation
MESSAGE ~ We would be glad to send a delegate of ours to Guffingford to discuss ways of decreasing the current tensions between our nations and establishing some sort of friendship between us two despite our political differences. We would also like to discuss the possibility of trade between our nations, as well as the exchanging of embassies between us. All in due time, however. We thank you for your invitation of negotiations, and we look forward to visiting your nation.

"Ok lads, the delegate from Euroslavia is coming to Oslo. Everything must in perfect shape, the streets must be clean, their flags waving, our party banner. Nothing must be left to coincidence. Understood."
"Yes master!"
"Now go, and do not come back until your duties have been finished and approved by me."

All over Guffingford preperations for the arrival of the Euroslavic delegate were being seen. If the car with the delegate is going to pass through the mainstreet to the palace, you must do the Hitler greet while holding an Euroslavic flag in your left hand. Adolph Leighmar himself did what he was ordered to do - by himself. He cleaned his office, making sure everything was tidy. All around the palace flags and banners were hung up to celebrate and honour the Euroslavic delegate.

Open message to the Euroslavic government and citizens ~ We are thrilled to hear you are going to honour us with a visit. We are sure you will have a good time in Guffingford and the talks will result in peace and prosperity for both parties.

We cannot thank you enough for what you have done for the world.

Guffingford International Airport

"He should arrive any minute now... Is the red carpet rolled out to the staircase?"
"Yes master, everything has been done as you ordered."
"Good, good..."