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OOC: I have something of an idea for an RP.

The concept is of a diverse group of individuals sent to a futuristic war. The setting would be of a unified NS some 200+ years in the future. In a Band-of-Brothers esque fashion, the characters would be mostly greenhorn volunteers. The Marine division of the UNSSC (United Nationstates Space Corps) would be the military unit the individuals would be serving under. The majority of the RP would be focused on how the characters adapt to combat & the stresses of war. As it progresses, new factors like the addition of replacement troops to the squad would have to be dealt with, prompted by the loss of a comrade.

As for an enemy, I'm still open to ideas. I'd guess some ruthless way-advanced alien race on a genocidal campaign that the UNSSC has trouble defeating, to make the RP seem a bit more personal.

Any input is very welcome, this just jumped out of my head randomly & seemed a good RP idea.

-WA

Sounds intresting, I might be in.

WA- correction, it is a great RP idea. I really believe that if people stay active in the RP you may really have something. Count me in.

I don't know if you've read the book - but the Bugs from Starship Troopers are nice baddies. ( Oh please don't say you've only seen the movie because the movie ruins the bugs entirely. Shooting fart missiles out their arses my arse! )

This sounds very interesting to me, I'd like to join.

Sounds interesting, I may participate, under certain circumstances. TG me about those if you plan on following through with this idea.

I'm so in. :D The bugs from the book Starship Troopers? Sounds fun. :D Maybe, those Drone things from Half-Life? You know, the ones that shoot green lightening at you?

sounds cool

I might be up for this...If I do join, I'd like to have a sniper character. I've already got the idea figured out on what I'll be using and stuff...

Tag as well...

Tag for Goblins!

Yeah! I`m in, too

2 Krowemoh
and headcrabs (just to spice up the life) :)

Regards,
Free Bears

You can't have a diverse group of individuals without a Druid, count me in!

For an enemy, mabye something like those Necromongers from The Chronicles of Riddick. Fanatical brainwashed Crusaders always make good enemies... :cool:

You could make it a diverse group of alien races, all fighting under the same banner. With some human turncoats too.

In fact, you could make one of the group a spy and a traitor!

I'm in! Looks highly cool. My character could be a techie type guy, with some gadgets like multi-purpose headset or something along those lines.

For simplicity and to prevent total confusion I suggest we start this sooner than later before a flood of people sign up and try to get involved when, in reality it just makes things confusing.

great idea, count me in.

You could make it a diverse group of alien races, all fighting under the same banner. With some human turncoats too.

In fact, you could make one of the group a spy and a traitor!

Something like Halo's Covenent? ;) Sounds great. I call dibs on the spy/traitor chara. Heehee... *Begins plotting ways to help the bad guys win.*

OOC: I'm going to close this to any further entries.

I like the idea of the fanatics, but also the variety of races offered by the Covenant-idea. Perhaps a conglomerate of multiple races under a fanatic banner?

As of now, I'd like to get a few character profiles up & going.

Something like this:

Wandering Argonian's Character

Name: Tylas Kerrich
Race: Argonian
Scale Color: Green
Eye Color: Yellow
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 199 lbs
Age: 32 years
Homeworld: Argonia
Background: The son of one of the first families from the Black Marsh to relocate to the new Argonian homeworld of Argonia, Tylas was raised as the son of a Quickclaw-clan hunter. The middle child of seven siblings, Tylas spent most of his time with his aging grandfather, who told him stories of several Argonian heroes like Arakesh Quickclaw & Whiptail Longtail. At age 15 his grandfather began instructing him in the ways of the knife, but his training ended abruptly when his father was killed during a hunting trip by one of backwater Argonia's more dangerous fauna & he was forced to help his two older brothers feed the family & the clan. Recent sightings of strange beings in the marshlands & strange lights in the skies have prompted all able-bodied Argonian males to enlist with the UNSSC. Tylas has enlisted with both of his older brothers, Kelas & Talen.

I probably won't be able to join because of my inconsistency of activity, but I do have an idea to improve the RP. Why not make the opponent, instead of diverse in species, diverse in genetics? They could be obsessed with the purification of the universe's bloodlines, and once consisted of a myriad of races before the Great Crossing (or as humans call it, the Great Orgy). UNS refused to cooperate, so this hybrid legion is now out to destroy those humans it cannot force to host new breeds.

Damm! Barley Missed The Sighn Up Date! Oh Well! Sounds Cool! We Serve Bob!

My Character:

Mathias Calza
Nationality: Hispanic
Born In: Largent
Eye Color: Gold
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 192 lbs
Age: 28 years old
Background: Trained at high altitudes, he is an amazing runner. He can easily run 3-4 miles when carrying up to 60lbs. He has been exposed to the use of small arms as his family owns some(Not trained with them but has used them) On trait that sets him apart is his eyes. Being part alien he has eyes that can see perfectly at night and can even detect heat. Been fighting in hand-to-hand combat since high school and has shown a talent for it.

Name: Sasha Light
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Hair: Green
Eyes: Brown
Homeworld: Planet Krowemoh
Race: Neko (Catgirl)
Training: Advanced Field Medicene and Surgery, Basic Handgun Handling
Job: Medic
Rank: Second Lieutenant.
Bio: A young catgirl, Sasha was one of the few Krowemohians to enlist with The Marine division of the UNSSC. A Medical personnel, Sasha has only the bare basic training in small firearms. Her job is simple, heal any soldiers in her platoon who get injuried. A bit nieve, she's very trusting of her comrades, and obeys her Superiors almost without question.
Like all Nekos, she has natural night vision, and her tail helps with balance.


And now, my traitor/Spy chara.

Name: Teris Sterns
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Blue
Homeplanet: Unknown (Possibly Earth)
Race: Human
Training: Rifle Handling, Communication, Counter-Intelligence, Small Space Ships
Job: Communications Officer
Rank: Master Sergeant
Bio: A coward at heart, Teris can count of number of things he's had to kill since joining the UNSSC on one hand. The son of a used car salesman, Teris is a suberb liar, and has led others to believe he has seen more combat then he really has.
One day, during a losing battle with the enemy, Teris was caught while fleeing the battle. Faced with the possibilty of death, Teris cranked and offered to act as a spy for the enemy, informing them of where they (The UNSSC) would make moves, locations of bases, and such. His alien hosts accepted his offer, and ever since then, he's leaked vital intelligence, using his Counter-Intelligence training to cover up the leak.


Is Teris cool? I can rewrite him if this isn't okay...

Aidyn (http://img200.exs.cx/img200/57/free6x16x10x03xps2c2zi.jpg)
Name: Aidyn Larkin
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Emerald Green
Homeworld: Anarchia
Race: Druid
Training: Hand-to-Hand Combat and Knife Fighting, Guerilla warfare
Job: Combat Infantry
Rank: Private First Class
Bio: One of the few remaining of the depleting Druidic population, Aidyn grew up with a rough life. His father was killed in the Druidic/Gallimus Wars, and his mother died of a disease unleashed from a Gallimus biological weapon. With no family or friends left on his homeworld, at age 15 he set out on his own to start over. However, he fell into tough crowds and was convicted for multiple charges of theft and assault and battery. When released from a four year sentence, Aidyn had an unexpected meeting with a few of the 'old crowd' and a fight broke out. The three attackers were killed, and Aidyn was charged with murder, despite his claims of self defence. The judge who tried him offered two choices, a fifty year sentence in prison, or time served fighting for nationstates against the recently made enemy. Aidyn quickly chose a life in the military, and enlisted. His natural skills in the forests and wild quickly bought him a bump to PFC. He was denied his application to go into Special Forces and instead went into Combat Infantry in the UNSSC.

Kaylinde (http://www.atddm.com/kay.jpg)

Name: Kaylinde Althea Regina Moore - Apollon

Nickname: Karma

Homeworld & Nationality: Midgard, Tanaran

Race: Genetically Engineered Human*

Gender: Female Age: 28

Ht: 6' 1" Wt: 190

Eyes: Hazel Brown

Hair: Dark Auburn, worn long

Scars/ Birth Marks/ Tattoos: tattoo spreading across back http://www.atddm.com/mechwarrior/phoenix.gif

Body Build: Very physically fit, but not bulkily muscled & proportioned to height. Bones are very dense, she weighs more than her appearance suggests.

Known History: Kaylinde is genetically engineered human. Her parents were were killed in space plane crash. She was kept isolated from society, as her court appointed guardians did not wish to deal with the usual problems confronted by the extremely wealthy. Kay is very distant emotionally, and very inexperienced in relationships.

The family fortune is vast and well managed and that is the only interest she has in it. Kaylinde is intellegent, but restless. She has hours toward six varied degrees, but has never completed any of them. ( art, psychology, astronomy, biology, zoology, and litterature )

Kaylinde has earned a reputation as a thrill taker, no sport is too daring for her. From hunting ( taking many ‘Boone & Crocket’ record trophies from among Tanara’s and Earth's most dangerous predators ), to free climbing, sail planeing, hydroplane racing, deep diving, hover boarding, space diving, racing hover bikes - any extreme sport where she can risk / cheat death - especially as she prefers to do it alone, no team to assist or back up if at all possible. Kaylinde also has intensive training in martial arts - having the rank of first dan in Aikido, and third dan in Kempo.

Now, for reasons known only to herself, she has gone off planet and enlisted in the UNSSC Marine Corps. She completed basic training handily. Despite her D.I.'s best efforts- her attitude is that it is all 'one big game', but at odd moments she gives off flashes of deadly seriousness.

* Genetic engineering has given her an enhanced cardio, respiratory system, denser bones, greater than normal strength, faster than normal reflexes, and enhanced senses.

Hmmm...guess I'll try to bring a hint of realism to the thread, being the asshole that I am.

Name: David O'Conner
Sex: Male
Age: 28
Homeworld: Earth
Nationality: Imitoran
Height: 6'1
Weight: 210
Hair/Eyes: Brown on both accounts
Distinguishing marks: Several tattoos, a few scars

Background: David is no one special. Like most kids, he joined the UNSSC Marine Corp out of high school in order to find himself. He never did find himself, but ended up enjoying the life style enough to stay after teh first four years. Hes reached the rank of Corpral, and has realised that any other promotions are far comming, as the fact that the military already has enough seargents and up. Hes the standard UNSSC Bravo 18 (weapons specialist), with knowledge of a good percentage of the waepons used by the UNSSC. He wont claim that hes skilled at any, but he knows his way around the standard issue side arm and rifle well enough to have survived this long.

Personality wise, David is a joker, and like most males, horny about 90% of the time. He has come close to, but dodged, many a sexual harasment court martial, on teh account that most females just get around his jokes. Hes loyal to the bone, and takes orders well. He doesnt stand out from the rest of the platoon in any way, and simply just wants to survive yet another war that the UNSSC has failed to prevent.

Adolph DeVerran
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Nationality: Guffingfordian
Homeworld: Earth
Height: 6'2
Weight: 200
Hair/Eyes: Blonde hair, blue eyes

Background: Acloholic, arrested many times for small thefts and was forced to go in the army for rehabilitation. He was a promising young private with a glorious future career until he got drunk again and slit the throat of two young women with a boxcutter. He was thrown in jail but he got a job as government assassin, if he agreed then they'd forget the whole thing. Adolph agreed and did two assassinations. He was released and went back to the army as a navigator and mapmaker. He knows his way around with knives and handguns, and the rest is history.

Thomas 'Shorty' Morituri
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Height: 5'10
Race: Human
Eye/Hair: Blue-Grey/White
Training: Technical Warfare, Explosives, Basic Training, half completed Degree in Advanced Electronics.
Rank: Private, Field Technician.
Background: Thomas' father and grandfather were both highly decorated officers in the UNSSC, and when he married Thomas' mother, he wanted nothing more than a son to follow in his footsteps. A son was duly born, but there was a slight flaw in the plan, at a very young age Thomas showed a flair with technology, and he was quick witted like his father. But, he didn't like guns, and when his father took him to the shooting range, his simply sat in the corner and cried. His mother said he was probably too young. At twelve he was enlisted in the Youth Corps. He was thrown out for being a wimp and cry-baby. Instead of just leaving it, his father attempted to toughen him up, but it broke the marriage up, and Thomas never saw his father again.

Then his mother was killed in front of him by a gunman, Thomas did nothing, he couldn't. His father re-appeared and he was enlisted into the USSNC. Thomas was the type that bullies in school automatically home in on. It was no change though in training, and Thomas had to learn to defend himself, which ended up with him narrowly missing a court martial when someone was mysteriously found hanging from a tree.

On the outside, Thomas appears victimised, but on the inside he is like a coiled spring, instinctive and tense enough perhaps to survive.

My Character:

Mathias Calza
Nationality: Hispanic
Born In: Largent
Eye Color: Gold
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 192 lbs
Age: 28 years old
Training: Special Operations, Recon Missions, Counterterrorism, Counterintelligence.
Background: Trained at high altitudes, he is an amazing runner. He can easily run 3-4 miles when carrying up to 60lbs. He is nearly invisible at night and has amazing aim. In short, he is perfect for Spec ops. On trait that sets him apart is his eyes. Being part alien he has eyes that can see perfectly at night and can even detect heat. He has mastered the use of almost any type of weapon and hand-to-hand combat.

OOC: What part of 'Greenhorn' confused you? It means no previous expeirence. Try varsity track star who hunts on the weekends, it's more realistic. Remember that your character has just enlisted in the UNSSC Marine Corps.

Try to avoid master marksmen, former military (remember that there are no national armies now, as NS is a unified power.), or masters of several arts. Some of the characters are good, but most sound too much like special forces operatives. Your characters will advance in rank & ability as they advance in the RP. They've either just enlisted, or have been with the Corps for one to two years.

OOC: What part of 'Greenhorn' confused you? It means no previous expeirence. Try varsity track star who hunts on the weekends, it's more realistic. Remember that your character has just enlisted in the UNSSC Marine Corps.

Try to avoid master marksmen, former military (remember that there are no national armies now, as NS is a unified power.), or masters of several arts. Some of the characters are good, but most sound too much like special forces operatives. Your characters will advance in rank & ability as they advance in the RP. They've either just enlisted, or have been with the Corps for one to two years.

My chara, Sasha Light, is okay though, right? She's basically a fresh from Boot Camp Medic, and Teris Sterns, the spy/traitor, doesn't have much REAL combat exp.

OOC: What part of 'Greenhorn' confused you? It means no previous expeirence. Try varsity track star who hunts on the weekends, it's more realistic. Remember that your character has just enlisted in the UNSSC Marine Corps.

Try to avoid master marksmen, former military (remember that there are no national armies now, as NS is a unified power.), or masters of several arts. Some of the characters are good, but most sound too much like special forces operatives. Your characters will advance in rank & ability as they advance in the RP. They've either just enlisted, or have been with the Corps for one to two years.


*Sigh* fine. I'll edit it. By the way, when will this thing start?

WA, I edited Kaylinde a bit - hope this is more what you are wanting.

Sorry...been busy lately. Here's my guy:

Name: Hans Balran
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 185 lbs
Race: Human...Raxhun race lineage from Tarlachia (obviously no longer existent anymore.
Eye/Hair: Black
Training: None military-wise, but has very good skills with hunting with a rifle...something from his childhood life.
Rank: Private

Little is known of his life. He comes from a land once known as Tarlachia, part of the Raxhun men lineage, a class of men known for their combat effectiveness. He is highly skilled in the use of a rifle, as he has been hunting wildlife since he was very young.

Been busy, if I'm not too late, here is my guy:

Name: Mikkel Norgaard
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Height: 6'1
Weight: 190lbs
Eye: Brown, wears glasses
Hair: brown, short
Training: Good with machines, target shoots sometimes

Bio:

Grew up on a farm and repaired machines for money during his free time. Mikkel excelled in school and is an avid book reader, always has a book with him.

Father had been in Marine Corps before retiring to be with his wife and young son. His mother worked as a secretary for the mayor of his home town.

Decided to enlist in the UNSSC to help pay for college.

Well, I think pretty much everyone that will post has given a character, except maybe Der Fuher Dyzsel. I suggest we start this RP.

May I join this?

OOC: Sorry, Tomzilla, it's closed. If we have a sequel, I will contact you first.

I appreciate everyone's patience with me in starting this RP. The characters on this page are exactly what I was looking for, and thank-you to everyone who did some editing.

It'll start at the beginning of a small skirmish directly after the squad has completed basic training.

For a bit of a teaser, here's some weapon specs.

BR99
The standard-issue UNSSC battle-rifle. Firing a 6.8x52mm round in a semi-automatic or three-round burst mode, it packs considerable knock-down power while keeping recoil manageable. With an overall length of twenty-two inches, the bullpup layout makes the weapon well-suited for close-quarters fighting. The BR99 is made from high-density battleplastics to keep weight at a minimum. Fully loaded, it weighs a little over four pounds. The BR99 is fed from a thirty-round removeable box magazine & comes standard with a 3.5x holographic sight.

S102
The S102 is the standard-issue sidearm of the UNSSC. A rugged semi-automatic with a four-inch barrel, it is only accurate at shorter ranges. The S102 fires a 10x22mm round, fed from a removeable box magazine holding twelve rounds. Manufactured from high-density battleplastics, all UNSSC personnel are issued an S102 & trained in its use.

More later, after I start. This will be the OOC thread.

Ooo - Rah!

okay...bump

OOC: An appology to those others who didn't locate the actual thread themselves. It seems Jolt ate my other post, so here's the address of the thread:

'Untested Courage'
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8069818#post8069818

Now for some more tech info:

AS12
The UNSSC's standard assault shotgun. This reliable pump-action fires twelve-gage tungsten buckshot in a fairly accurate spread, up to fifteen feet.
The battleplastic-manufactured AS12 holds eight shells in a tubular, non-removeable magazine located on top of the weapon.

SMG90
The basic design of this weapon hasn't changed in over five-hundred years. Once called the 'P90', this battle-plastic cast sub-machine gun fires a 5.7x28mm round in a semi-automatic or fully-automatic mode. The top-mounted horizontal box magazine holds fifty rounds, and is easily removed for swift reloading.

SR99
The weapon of choice for the modern sniper. The battleplastic chassis & alumisteel barrel of this precision-engineered bolt-action weapon save weight to allow for pinpoint accuracy past four-hundred yards. Firing the high-powered 8.2x56mm Expanding Full Metal Jacket (EFMJ) round, it packs considerable stopping power at long ranges without sacrificing armor-piercing capabilities.

AMR MKI (For Useage Later)
Anti-Material Rifle Mark I. This weapon is currently in the beta-testing phase of its development, issued only to qualified special operations personnel on a highly limited basis. Firing a depleted-uranium slug fifteen milimeters in diameter through the useage of a powerful magnetic rail system, this weapon is capable of penetrating the armor of battle-tanks & some small starships with a single shot. The AMR MKI is typically issued with a 25x thermal sighting system to acuire targets behind walls, within vehicles, etc. The weapon only holds a single DU slug at a time, making a highly impractical battlefield weapon, unless operated by a skilled marksman.


MG09
The 6.8x52mm MG09 serves as the squad-level light machinegun for the UNSSC's ground forces. With a graphite-laced alumisteel barrel, it is capable of firing for sustained periods without overheating. Unlike most UNSSC weapons, the MG09 is made almost entirely of durable alumisteel alloy, making it considerably heavier than the battleplastic armaments. Fed from a 200 round belt attatched under the weapon.

HG39
The standard-issue hand-thrown sharpnel-delivery device. A three-ounce alumisteel sphere packed with tungsten ball-bearings & detonating explosives. Has an effective casualty radius of sixteen feet, with a definite killzone of eight feet.

UNSSC Battlesuit
The standard-issue uniform for the UNSSC Marine Corps' infantry units. Consisting of fatigues matching the surrounding environment, special mounting points allow for the attatchment of ceramic-laced battleplastic shockplates to the chest, back, shoulders, forearms, thighs, shins, and groin. A helmet cast from the same material protects the head of the wearer. The helmet contains a small flip-down HUD screen over the left eye, which allows for view magnification up to 20x, and also relays targeting & geographic information. A communication system in the helmet's rear portion keeps the marine in constant contact with his/her commanders & squadmates. The left forearm plate contains a vital sign monitor & GPS screen to allow real-time directions to be issued to each individual marine with perfect accuracy.

When you get to the sequel, send me a tg.

WA, please check your TGs, okay?

LOl this is beginning to remind me of the amazing multiplying ninja massacre - the GM ( me ) had posted 13 ninjas disappearing into the ship - with in 2 hours of my post some 10 characters had posted meeting up with and felling 16 ninjas...no one had bother to stop and add - I had more fun in the OOC thread teasing them about the mystery they created...

and don't forget out armor - it may not be as good as Tarl/Hans has but it's not tin plate either.....

LOl this is beginning to remind me of the amazing multiplying ninja massacre - the GM ( me ) had posted 13 ninjas disappearing into the ship - with in 2 hours of my post some 10 characters had posted meeting up with and felling 16 ninjas...no one had bother to stop and add - I had more fun in the OOC thread teasing them about the mystery they created...

and don't forget out armor - it may not be as good as Tarl/Hans has but it's not tin plate either.....

Hey...imaginary enemies always keep one's skills up!

*shoots pistol at sword wielding idiot ghost*

BTW, I'd like to say for the record, I really like how this thread is going. Turning out really good. Thanks Tanara for cooperating as we are!

Ghost laughs and swings sword...which goes right through your torso with a cold chill that freezes your bowels and sends a judder up the length of your spine. You sneeze in involuntary reaction, ghost screams nearly incoherenly ..some raving about the "breath of the living"and winks out of its meager ectoplasmic existance.... :p

Most Welcome! and Thank you too - Nothing makes friends faster than killing monsters together...and then there's the interesting process of determining just who're the monsters...<EFG> some times I don't wonder if it is us, not the poor, pitiful and eventually dead opposition the GM throws our way...

Don't ever get an old gamer philosophising...we scare people. ;)

Ghost laughs and swings sword...which goes right through your torso with a cold chill that freezes your bowels and sends a judder up the length of your spine. You sneeze in involuntary reaction, ghost screams nearly incoherenly ..some raving about the "breath of the living"and winks out of its meager ectoplasmic existance.... :p

Most Welcome! and Thank you too - Nothing makes friends faster than killing monsters together...and then there's the interesting process of determining just who're the monsters...<EFG> some times I don't wonder if it is us, not the poor, pitiful and eventually dead opposition the GM throws our way...

Don't ever get an old gamer philosophising...we scare people. ;)

*pulls out dictionary for 'ectoplasmic'*

*rereads everything you just said...*

*blank look*

*blink*

Just letting y'all know, I've got work tonight from 5pm till 12am...which means I'll not be home until 1am (damn paperwork). Nevertheless, I'll be ready to RP some more!

After my shower of course. One can only stand the saturating smell of pizza for so long...

Remember to contact me when you start the next RP.

Just read that Entire RP in one sitting, and I must say, It is very, very well done. I'd love to join in for the next Chapter as part of a new wave of Greenhorns that join up among the Veterans of this Chapter. It is too bad that one could not be slipped into the Chapter in progress, but that would be awkward.

The Enitre RP? I appluad you. :D Well, it's really up to WA. But I could see like maybe after the Argoian compaign, the team getting some fresh blood. :D

Torontonias -Thank you very much for the compliment.

Mmmmm Tarl smelling like pizza.

and I did say "nearly incoherently"...oh...you mean my post was supposed to make sense?

You don't know the day at work I've had, if you expected it to make sense.

I'm back!

And I'm sparklin' clean like apple cider!





That made no sense...(gives you a hint of the frustrations I went through today...)

WB Tarl..and hmmmm I know that apple cider vigegar cleans greasy surfaces well...

'sides only your gameing posts have to make sense.

I lost my last post in UC twice, so I understand frustration well tonight

Kudos to a brilliant scene!

Anyways, the EXOs will just sit tight in the cave for a little longer and then move out once again.

Ah, the sweet sound of freedom ( and the first person that mentions that I DO have to work tomorrow will be gutted ) as the door closes behind me...

bound, bound, midless yips... oh great gnus, I've got spring fever...or maybe my springs just sprung... :p

Ah, the sweet sound of freedom ( and the first person that mentions that I DO have to work tomorrow will be gutted ) as the door closes behind me...

bound, bound, midless yips... oh great gnus, I've got spring fever...or maybe my springs just sprung... :p


Lay off the caffeine at work... In the meantime, I'm gonna make a few calls...

*steps into the other room and picks up the phone*

(Whispers) "Bring everything you've got. Code five."

*returns* "Would you like a drink while relaxing? Or perhaps a massage?"

*thinks* Those boys in white suits better come quickly...

What caffine? and just be glad I haven't gotten into the cat nip ( yes I do react to it oddly enough )

and I heard that ...leaves the thread before the men in white coats arrive to spoil my good mood...

"I'll get you for that my pretty, and your little nation too"