Scolopendra
17-01-2005, 22:41
SCOLOPENDRAN INDEPENDENT NEWS
"Because it sucks to be S.I.N.-less"
International Relations Advisor Alshai Kommetrez announced his resignation earlier today at the daily Executive Unit press conference.
The dark-skinned man, looking far younger than he should, gently grips the sides of the podium. He doesn't look in any particular location, dully-glowing eyes sweeping over the assembled cameras and reporters in a contact-avoiding way. "Effective immediately, I am resigning my post as International Relations Advisor. We are currently in a slight lull in activity, and both Supreme Emperor Speaker-Rrit and I believe now would be the best time for me to leave. We've discussed it for a few weeks now, but..."
He half-grins slightly, lips never quite opening, face wry. "I'm getting on in years and I'd best enjoy my retirement while I still can. I've spent the last three days briefing my replacement and my continuity is ready for her. She'll be free to contact me if she has any questions."
Advisor Kommetrez, who is going to take your place?
"That's for Speaker to announce." He smiles a little wistfully. "I think she'll do better than I did." Murmuring something under his breath, he shakes his head slightly, then returns to his statement. "It's been my... pleasure to serve the Federated Segments and its people for so long.
"So... long." Pausing for a moment, he seems slightly lost for a moment before calmly shuffling his papers and walking off the stage, either ignoring or not hearing the reporters asking for questions.
This brings to an end about thirty-five years of Alshai Kommetrez's involvement in government. He was the first post-Break Supreme Emperor, as you all recall, and set the direction for the Federated Segments in the multiverse. After choosing to be converted into an Angelan and resigning his post because of widespread paranoia, he left for several years before returning to take on the International Relations Section in the current Supreme Emperor's administration. We contacted Supreme Emperor Speaker-Rrit for comment.
"This comes as a surprise." The kzintosh frowns slightly, sniffing the air softly as if still thinking something over. "Still, Bob--rrr, Advisor Kommetrez--has always had open invitation to do what he thought best. He and his insights will be missed."
Analyists believe that either Senior Diplomatic Officer Magnus Hesche or Senior Civil Servant Najiba Abd-al-Haqq will take Kommetrez's post. Hesche was seen as the favorite given his international experience with many different cultures; however, insiders say his personality would make an Advisor-level role unlikely. We expect Senior Civil Servant Abd-al-Haqq to be Advisor Kommetrez's successor, but this is simply a conjecture by S.I.N. based on our current evidence.
In further political news, the Legislative Unit is deliberating on...
"Because it sucks to be S.I.N.-less"
International Relations Advisor Alshai Kommetrez announced his resignation earlier today at the daily Executive Unit press conference.
The dark-skinned man, looking far younger than he should, gently grips the sides of the podium. He doesn't look in any particular location, dully-glowing eyes sweeping over the assembled cameras and reporters in a contact-avoiding way. "Effective immediately, I am resigning my post as International Relations Advisor. We are currently in a slight lull in activity, and both Supreme Emperor Speaker-Rrit and I believe now would be the best time for me to leave. We've discussed it for a few weeks now, but..."
He half-grins slightly, lips never quite opening, face wry. "I'm getting on in years and I'd best enjoy my retirement while I still can. I've spent the last three days briefing my replacement and my continuity is ready for her. She'll be free to contact me if she has any questions."
Advisor Kommetrez, who is going to take your place?
"That's for Speaker to announce." He smiles a little wistfully. "I think she'll do better than I did." Murmuring something under his breath, he shakes his head slightly, then returns to his statement. "It's been my... pleasure to serve the Federated Segments and its people for so long.
"So... long." Pausing for a moment, he seems slightly lost for a moment before calmly shuffling his papers and walking off the stage, either ignoring or not hearing the reporters asking for questions.
This brings to an end about thirty-five years of Alshai Kommetrez's involvement in government. He was the first post-Break Supreme Emperor, as you all recall, and set the direction for the Federated Segments in the multiverse. After choosing to be converted into an Angelan and resigning his post because of widespread paranoia, he left for several years before returning to take on the International Relations Section in the current Supreme Emperor's administration. We contacted Supreme Emperor Speaker-Rrit for comment.
"This comes as a surprise." The kzintosh frowns slightly, sniffing the air softly as if still thinking something over. "Still, Bob--rrr, Advisor Kommetrez--has always had open invitation to do what he thought best. He and his insights will be missed."
Analyists believe that either Senior Diplomatic Officer Magnus Hesche or Senior Civil Servant Najiba Abd-al-Haqq will take Kommetrez's post. Hesche was seen as the favorite given his international experience with many different cultures; however, insiders say his personality would make an Advisor-level role unlikely. We expect Senior Civil Servant Abd-al-Haqq to be Advisor Kommetrez's successor, but this is simply a conjecture by S.I.N. based on our current evidence.
In further political news, the Legislative Unit is deliberating on...