NationStates Jolt Archive

ANNN:

"The Senate has divulged some information about new projects to the people today.

One is Project Guardian. This project, in a general sense, is a planetary sheild. Sheild generators on different points on the planet fire upward, connecting each other together in the upper stratophere. Origionally, it will only be put up on Cirrus, the capital world, but, if it works, then it shall be built on other inhabited worlds as well.


On a slighly lighter note, Project "D00msday" is based on the hords of kittens currently sweeping Atlantis (OOC:...I found an Easter Egg issue). In it, geneticly enhanced bunnies will be bred, with a quicker growth and reproduction systems. They will grow faster and reproduce more quickly. Then, as needed, they will be dumped on Atlantis's enemies....or n00bish countries to reproduce and destroy whole ecosystems, whiping out whole planets by the depleation of plants, and in turn, air.

Fear, Mortals....MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...."

OOC: I take partial responsibilty for this insane idea, as it came from an MSN convo between the two of us.

I also offer free napalming of any nation attacked by such a weapon. Must not let the little beasts spread...

OOC: I take partial responsibilty for this insane idea, as it came from an MSN convo between the two of us.


....a place where angels fear to tread.... :D

bump...

On hearing this news, the Regime of Adejaani's leadership (in unison) was reputed to have exclaimed "Oooooooooooooh. Geeeeeeeeeeez."

Upon reading this our leader collapsed onto the floor laughing, he was taken to the local hospital and he nearly died from laughter....

Upon the news, several Maniacan paranoids quickly began building "bunny proof" bunkers. They were quickly taken to a rehab center.

OOC: Why not?

IC: Crimmond military leaders have enacted a directive to increase production of HE and Incendiary weapons. Any nation attacked with such a weapon will be unmercifully systematicly attacked to prevent the release of such creatures into the ecosystem of the planet. Earth has enough problems as it is.

Message to Adejaani's leadership:

"Don't make us use this!"

Message to Soviet Trasa:

"We are very sorry about your tragic mis-loss" (OOC: shut up, it is SO a word)

Message to Maniaca:

"Your people DO know that bunnies can't be stopped by mear bunkers, right?"

No message was given to Crimmond, but one of the senators reportedly mused about giving the country's leadership "three choices"