NationStates Jolt Archive


Unidentified flying reindeer-powerered object shot down over Edolian airspace

Edolia
25-12-2004, 23:40
Edolian Broadcasting Corporation Channel One; 1200 Hours
December 25th, 20??
“… which brings many experts to believe that relations between Edölia and the Imperium of Scandavian States are at an all-time low.

While we are on the topic of national security, early-warning radar stations in Northern Edölia detected a single, unidentified vehicle approaching rapidly towards Lingsburg City last night. After hailing the vehicle using a number of different frequencies and receiving no response, surface-to-air missile batteries from the Sixth People’s Defense Legion of Edölia opened fire, apparently destroying the unidentified vehicle. Although experts are refusing to comment on the nature of the UFO, several sources close to the investigation have said publicly that the fragments suggest that the object was made of wood. Also, several strange objects, including red fabric, that would appear to have come from a large, oversized coat, as well as pieces of teddy bears, wooden toys, candy, and some sort of animal, possibly part of the deer family, were also discovered near the scene of the wreckage. The EBC will continue to bring you updates on the story as it unfolds.”

<<OOC: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas everyone!>>
Largent
26-12-2004, 00:10
Largentian officials will be observing the situation. Currently, sources believe children may be staging a coup after receiving no presents this morning.