Trow Nationals
20-12-2004, 00:53
Dear People of the World
In response to the encroachment of modernization, we, the Trow people, formerly a loosely related group of family-based clans, have organized ourselves into a federation for our mutual welfare, advancement and the protection and maintenance of our culture. Though we have no central leader, I, Quick Richard, have been chosen as ambassador to the outside world. If anyone has any questions about our culture or our fabulous new political philosophy, Neo-Romantic Humanist Folk Regionalism, please do not hesitate to ask.
Sincerely,
Quick Richard, Paper Boat Clan
P.S.
Through generations of increasing spiritual levity we have discovered the secret to unaided human flight, so, although we are generally pacifistic, please do not try and sell us any Lexuses or build any Wal-Marts on our land or we'll drop out of the heavens in your backyard, break your face with our Cricket Bats and carve up and eat your family.
P.P.S.
We are also wonderful cooks.
In response to the encroachment of modernization, we, the Trow people, formerly a loosely related group of family-based clans, have organized ourselves into a federation for our mutual welfare, advancement and the protection and maintenance of our culture. Though we have no central leader, I, Quick Richard, have been chosen as ambassador to the outside world. If anyone has any questions about our culture or our fabulous new political philosophy, Neo-Romantic Humanist Folk Regionalism, please do not hesitate to ask.
Sincerely,
Quick Richard, Paper Boat Clan
P.S.
Through generations of increasing spiritual levity we have discovered the secret to unaided human flight, so, although we are generally pacifistic, please do not try and sell us any Lexuses or build any Wal-Marts on our land or we'll drop out of the heavens in your backyard, break your face with our Cricket Bats and carve up and eat your family.
P.P.S.
We are also wonderful cooks.