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Super-Aphrodesiac hits the market

Liebermonk
19-12-2004, 20:51
The scientist in Liebermonk have been working for some time to find a solution to world hunger. They realized that one step could be to increase the number of edible animals born a year. The began working early last year on a chemical that would cause animals to mate constantly until pregnancy occurs. Once the child is born and healthy enough to live on its own, the chemical is reintroduced into the system of the mother so that more animals could be produced. This has led to huge increases in the number of cattle produced a year in Liebermonk's test fields. Now that it has been approved by the LFDA, we are selling it to the world. The requirements on animals are as follows
Small Animals (Chickens, Cats, Dogs): One pill per 48 hours.
Mid-Sized Animals (Goat, Lamb): One Pill per 24 hours.
Large Animals (Cow, Horse): Two Pills per 24 hours.
Ex-Large Animals (Elephants): Three Pills per 24 hours.

With this drug, the number of animals born a year can increase 3x or 4x the number that already existed if used properly. Each pill costs only 0.55 Lieberdollars to the costumers (exchange rates will occur during purchase time). This drug is very safe for all animals, however it has not been tested on humans, and is not suggested for such use.