NationStates Jolt Archive

Various local newspapers in the nation of the fimble loving peoples have begun to report on numerous instances of spontaneous combustion.
As yet no explanation has been forthcoming but the outbreak must be contained as it appears to be spreading.

If this is true, I do hope it isnt contagous, even if it is, from my nation up high, I shall be able to see it coming.

That's always useful. My people will be the ones to suffer but that is fine. I hold nothing for them. I legalized drugs and forced them into the army, what more do they want.