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Newsflash: New Perrier Rises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Perrier
09-12-2004, 08:34
Dear Believers & Non-Believers,

Many of you may not remember, but once the Holy Nation of Perrier ran supreme. In its brief existence, Perrier and its god fearing alliance with Zoland were able to ban the use of ALL space travel, other religious worshipping, supplied aid to many countries (such as the introduction of clean running water in the Slagland), and even constructed many statues of the Almighty through out the world. Impressively this was done with no elections or vote.
Nation States was so impressed that it retired Perrier & Zoland from the game for all their good deeds (To this day neither country can be registered at Nation States out of respect). At the time there was an overwhelming fear that it would only be weeks before these two great holy nations would run a monopoly that had never been seen before or since Perrier’s time.

Today is an amazing and wondrous day for all. The devoted nation of Perrier has risen from the ashes and to remind people once again of the sweet fruits as well as the vengeful justice that the Almighty can bring to all who chose to believe or not. Today the Almighty declares that the world be removed from the Tyranny of larger, oppressive nations and organizations like the UN so they can accept the oppressive right hand of the Almighty.
The UN has greatly failed all of us, and the only way to cure this world of their perverted stone aged teachings is to embrace the Almighty and his mystical ways.

Praise the Almighty! Praise the Almighty! For Today He is Right again as always!!

- Chosen Leader of New Perrier
Phagistan
09-12-2004, 08:36
Yes. It has begun!
For the Almighty!

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Reploid Productions
09-12-2004, 08:45
And the might of the almighty mods have once again smashed a DEAT-on-Sight player.

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~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku
Crimmond
09-12-2004, 08:52
And Crimmond quickly napalms the soiled gound, to cleanse it.
Phagistan
09-12-2004, 08:56
See how the UN is corrupt? It will squash nations who do not follow in line with their baseless “laws”. Faithless, the UN will not protect you from His wrath. Your meaningless defense pacts and groundless faiths will not aid you against Him. The Almighty is everything you are not.
You are not omnipotent.
You are not divine.
You are not precious.
Instead you are weak, simple and irrelevant mortal who holds on to your pitiful existence as a faithless. Only by following the will of the Almighty can you be in His glorious grace. Surrender and obey faithless, surrender and obey upon the Almighty for your irrelevant life! Repent from your worldly needs, abandon your false Gods and give me your life, country and citizens to the Almighty and His holy Alliance.
I do not ask, I demand.
We will rise again.
Gilboc
09-12-2004, 09:01
“To have leader picking elections
Is a very bad mental infection.
Leave me to guide your land
As I will eat their (the faithless) pituitary glands”

Praise the Almighty!
Reploid Productions
09-12-2004, 09:02
Zoland, is that you, I wonder?
Phagistan
09-12-2004, 09:07
Democracy is an abomination...why should the morally flawed mortals be given a mandate to decide their own faiths when the Almighty is all right and correct in every way?
The Ex-SLAGLands
09-12-2004, 09:11
And somewhere in The SLAGLands, somebody cared.

His name was Rick.

He was a pharmacist.
Reploid Productions
09-12-2004, 10:17
I really shouldn't bother posting through the lock, but this is Perrier, so! Besides, folks who were around when this twit first earned his DOS ought to appreciate this. ;)

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