NationStates Jolt Archive

Some super M1 tanks parachuted into Staston territory today. A powerful bomb exploded in a Staston city and made it go Ka-Boom. Many Stastonians died in the fighting with no losses on the Mussia side. Currently the UN supports these actions. Only one Stastonian civilian has been killed in the fighting as a result of jumping in front of a M1 tank in hope of sueing the crew.

In response to Mussia’s war on Staston, several hundred Staston super sea based missile shooters fired several thousand missiles at Mussia. Half of the missiles hit rellington’s UN delegate in Mussia. The other half hit several Mussian, rednaxel, and rellington citizens in Mussia’s capitol city, killing super amounts of them. As well three divisions of super commandoes, led by Colonel Burton landed on Mussia’s shore taking down several of Mussia’s land base missile shooters. When Staston media spoke with the commanding general of Staston armed forces he was quoted as saying “We’re going to kick yo butt!!!”
Several Staston divisions are crossing the border into Mussia to kick some bootay!

In several minutes a dozen Stastonian nuclear missiles were fired at Mussia, one accidently went off course and hit the UN building, killing every single member. The Stastoinian Prime Minister is quoted as saying "Whoops," in regards to this issue. Another nuclear missile went off course and hit Rellington killing 500 million people. Staston's military said "That they have learned much of this incident and will repair their nuclear missiles for future wars,"

Under the command of Kogo Annan, Kofi Annan's forgotten son several UN suicide truck bombers blew up several buildings in Stastonian cities. Currently Kogo Annan and five other UN hostage takers are holding 200 Stastonians hostages demanding that UN soldiers taken prisoner be released.

Prior to firing twenty cruise missiles into the building the Stastonian government dropped 200 flame resistant suits into the building where the hostages were. When the missiles hit none of the hostages were killed because they were wearing the suits. It is believed that all 320 of the UN hostage takers were killed.

Due to the escessive enslaught of innoncent commando super soldiers based in Mussia's capitol Rednaxel sends a large worm to eat holes in the ground under Stastons nation, as this tactic proved useful in the 19 civil wars that Rednaxel has been in. Rednaxel has also begun to genetically enhance midders to what they call "kami-midder". These midders are filled with highly explosive gases and two rocks place around its anus. When these rocks are clicked together along with a large expulsion of eplosive gases it creates a spark thus igniting the gases and creating fierce fighting machines. Statson stands no chance. FREE TIBET!!!!! :fluffle:

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Today Stastonian paratroopers accidentally landed in Rellington's capitol in instead of Rednaxel's but only after having one major party involving many of the most prominent citizens of Rellington's society. As the Stastionian paratroopers floated back to the planes that dropped them, they dropped several thousand bottles of beer to the ground. To this day Rellington citizens are still partying.

Phojo Annan, Kofi Annan's crack head son is reported as setting up a group a resistance group to battle Staston. The most recent attack against Staston by Phojo Annan was a failure. The group of five resistant fighters retreated in fear after seeing that one of the Stastonian M1 Super Tanks took no fewer than two RPG-7 hits and still survived.

In several minutes a dozen Stastonian nuclear missiles were fired at Mussia, one accidently went off course and hit the UN building, killing every single member. The Stastoinian Prime Minister is quoted as saying "Whoops," in regards to this issue. Another nuclear missile went off course and hit Rellington killing 500 million people. Staston's military said "That they have learned much of this incident and will repair their nuclear missiles for future wars,"
I hate to interrupt, but, can you say nuclear holocaust? If you fired 12 nukes, you would mess up the world pretty bad. Plus, if you kill UN reps, then according to UN resolutions, every member nation is obligated to attack or assist Mussia. I don't think you want 37,534 nations knocking down your door.

Well, ill say Bring it on 30,000 nations, Staston will own you!!!! :mp5:

[[OOC: *Hides in a corner and cries at the prospect of a nation launching that many nukes, and the thought of someone parachuting tanks*]]

The hamburgalers fire their whole nuclear arsenal of water balloons at stanson for no good reason :gundge:

Mussia fired several thousand nuke missiles at Staston but all were shot down.

Phojo Annan is said to have been captured by Staston news. Mussia denies this story and says it is not true.