Jeruselem
05-12-2004, 14:13
Reverend Rainley was at his best "My son David was tortured without physical force to confess his crime about running a counterfeit currency racket. Everything was staged. He is innocent and the method of torture is inhuman!" and waved a document in Latin. Most of it was unreadable to his flock except for "Achy Breaky Heart".
He continued "It turns out most of guilty break as soon as the Inquisition threaten to play 'Achy Breaky Heart' to the suspect as well as a 20 person line dancing troope but my son hates that song so he confessed" and continued to rant on until the PA system started playing 'Achy Breaky Heart' and the congregation ran out in panic.
The Reverend fumed "Not again! That's the last time I employ amateurs to install my music system." as he was left alone.
Later that day, the Grand Inquisitor confirmed the Reverend's allegations. "We leaked that document to him on purpose. This CD is our best friend to find out criminals." he said while waving a Billy Ray Cyprus CD.
He continued "It turns out most of guilty break as soon as the Inquisition threaten to play 'Achy Breaky Heart' to the suspect as well as a 20 person line dancing troope but my son hates that song so he confessed" and continued to rant on until the PA system started playing 'Achy Breaky Heart' and the congregation ran out in panic.
The Reverend fumed "Not again! That's the last time I employ amateurs to install my music system." as he was left alone.
Later that day, the Grand Inquisitor confirmed the Reverend's allegations. "We leaked that document to him on purpose. This CD is our best friend to find out criminals." he said while waving a Billy Ray Cyprus CD.