NationStates Jolt Archive


Nuclear Production

Crig
05-12-2004, 05:53
The Holy Republic of Crig has decided to start the production of short ranged WMDs for the sole protection of our small nation. As scheduled, 5 nucular missles will be produced over 5 years. We, The Holy Republic of Crig, understand the uncertian attitudes of our nahboring nations, and stress our right to protect people. This message is a curtosy to anyone of consern.

- The Holy Republic of Crig
Jeruselem
05-12-2004, 07:54
Jeruselem puts message into GWB translator

The Holy Republic of Crig has decided to start the production of short ranged WMDs for the sole protection of our small nation. As scheduled, 5 nuclear missles will be produced over 5 years. We, The Holy Republic of Crig, understand the uncertain attitudes of our neighbouring nations, and stress our right to protect people. This message is a courtesy to anyone of concerned.

- The Holy Republic of Crig
Crig
05-12-2004, 08:24
We also fired the spokesman that made that statement. Apparently he likes to drink on the job a little to much.

While we’re on the subject, the nukes work quite nicely.
:sniper: ;)

- The New Spokesman of The Holy Republic of Crig
GMC Military Arms
05-12-2004, 08:25
Shoved into the Jeruselem translation translator:

The Holy Republic of Crig has decided to start the production of short ranged WMDs for the protection of our small nation. At present, we have scheduled for 5 nuclear missles to be produced over a period of 5 years. We, The Holy Republic of Crig, understand the uncertain attitudes of our neighbouring nations, and stress our right to protect our people. This message is a courtesy to anyone who is concerned.

- The Holy Republic of Crig

Remove board from thine own eye before continuing
Vast Principles
05-12-2004, 14:42
Shoved into the Jeruselem translation translator:



Remove board from thine own eye before continuing
Thoult ist correct... :D