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Monarch Arms Inc. Presents: The Landshark Rifle

Steel Butterfly
05-12-2004, 04:30
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First invented to clean out the Elf Colony on Orion XVII, the Landshark Rifle releases a baby land shark. Using an advanced system of hormone treatment and electronic stimulators, the gun's mechanics cause the shark to grow to its full size in seconds and home in on its intended target, bringing with it one of the most unpleasant forms for passing into the hereafter.

If other enemies are nearby it will continue on for several more victims. During this spree, you can change weapons or fire off another shark for double the bloodcurdling screams.

Useful and great at parties, the Land Shark Gun was voted "Gun of the Year" by the Monarch Heights Gazette two years ago.

And now…the moment you’ve all been waiting for! As of six hours ago…Monarch Arms Incorporated is selling these humoursly fiendish weapons for 5,000 © (Imperial Credits) each! Order now and have the weapon delivered with five frozen sharks free! What a deal!
Steel Butterfly
05-12-2004, 22:35
bump
Steel Butterfly
17-05-2006, 17:23
[Aw hell...get this thing open for business again]