NationStates Jolt Archive

ANNN:

"Apperently, a team of multi-colored superheros have been prowling the galaxy, looking for trouble....to stop.
http://www.rovang.org/wg/pics/spacerangers.jpg
Some members of the Terran entertainment industries, namely Toei and Disney, have declared that this is an apperent copy-right infringment of a certian kids TV show in Japan, and a sister show in the Americas. There has been no comment from the super hero team. No one knows where they are from, but many outposts and colonies across the galaxy are grateful for the team's assistance in helping stop giant rubber monsters
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Occasionally, the team reportedly calls on a giant ship they pilot, which transforms into a giant huminoid robot
http://www.supersentai.com/database/1997_megaranger/images/97m04_b.jpg

Nothing else is known right now. Updates will occure as we learn more about these super heros"

A question from the Kaukolastani reporter to his ANNN counterpart:

"We've had reports that when they launch massive physical attacks, the world goes black, with rushing starfields, and that everyone simply stands around, stupefied, waiting to get hit. Why is this?"

"Also, I think that Elephant is raping your building. I don't think that's up to Code."

"We belive that can explained with techno-babble. You see, the physical attacks take up so much energy that the time space continium slows down, and fluxes in and out of viberation with the wavelengths of light and sound. And if you tried to understand that, your head would probably explode.

And how about we send him to rape your building?"

Well, the first part made scary sense, so we're just going to accept it as canon.

About the building, go ahead, after all, we installed:

The Sodomigo
Protecting the smaller cellmate since 1998.

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