Shkoo
10-11-2004, 16:25
My fellow statesmen,
Recently, the People's Republic of Shkoo was forced to address to their populace the rumors of annexing a Canadian province, specifically, Saskatchewan. Members of both our Liberal Frontal Labotomy Party and The New Discocratic Party (both unrecognized by The People's Republic) have made claims that our army was prepared to enter Saskatchewan and claim it, with the intent of using its massive grain supplies for making moonshine.
As President, I wish to address you, the international community, that The People's Republic of Shkoo has NO plans to annex any geographical region and we respect the borders or our neighbors and allies. Although we have a standing army of 2.6 thousand and a full arsenal of weapons of mass dementia, we maintain a commitment to peace and defense.
I invite all deligates within the United Nations and its allies to contact me with any questions and I will be happy to answer them for you. Or, drop by the Trapezoid Office here at the Plaid House and we'll chat over some tater tots and grape Kool-Aid.
Respectfully,
Freddy van Beersopen
- President, The People's Republic of Shkoo
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Recently, the People's Republic of Shkoo was forced to address to their populace the rumors of annexing a Canadian province, specifically, Saskatchewan. Members of both our Liberal Frontal Labotomy Party and The New Discocratic Party (both unrecognized by The People's Republic) have made claims that our army was prepared to enter Saskatchewan and claim it, with the intent of using its massive grain supplies for making moonshine.
As President, I wish to address you, the international community, that The People's Republic of Shkoo has NO plans to annex any geographical region and we respect the borders or our neighbors and allies. Although we have a standing army of 2.6 thousand and a full arsenal of weapons of mass dementia, we maintain a commitment to peace and defense.
I invite all deligates within the United Nations and its allies to contact me with any questions and I will be happy to answer them for you. Or, drop by the Trapezoid Office here at the Plaid House and we'll chat over some tater tots and grape Kool-Aid.
Respectfully,
Freddy van Beersopen
- President, The People's Republic of Shkoo
- Avid Rocket Robin Hood viewer