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Chonchland Opening

Chonchland
05-11-2004, 12:40
Telegraph of immense importance: Chonchland has just been declared an opener in the confederecy. Please take note of this.

Made by Four people, Chonchland was born back in two hundred years ago, speaking only Bomzilla, and the four people soon ate the green leaves of waller, which they soon be known, the Wallersones.

We have soon adapted to learn this english language to speak on these great forums. Please donate, as we in ourselves have a budget problem . Also a television shortage. Please donate brilliantly.

Manmade potholes:

Once we walk down main st, we noticed we have no potholes. Could you please mail us some man-made potholes (as we understand them to be called). Here's the address of recipient:

G.S.Ch
55 Template Lane
Greengardens
Chonchland

Take note, this will not arrive shortly. It will take 5 days. If possible, send a television with each. Television!

Thank you very much for your time. This is a great opportunity and privilege for us to interact with other great nations of the "world" Please take note that we are short of radios too.

Yours sincerely,

Gary Samten Chonch
Headmaster
CHONCHLAND