Southwest Asia
04-11-2004, 03:33
After realizing that a lack of modern technology might set it behind, Southwest Asia armscorp began production of a new line of modern weapons, to be implemented in the Southwest Liberation Army, stated Alexander Jin Zhao today in a press conference.
"We are very concerned about the state of our weapons technology and will be implementing these weapons as soon as possible. At the same time, we are offering the sale of some of these weapons to countries interested in purchasing them."
Production will be limited, and very few will be sold.
The weapons are:
Sidearm: SA Armscorp Archtype HG-12
Gun designed to hold 12 bullets, has a maximum effective range of 300 meters, although to be able to hit something that far away you'd need to be Jesus or have a scope/binoculars.
Knife: (For sale to public at $30 each) IR Corp Harbringer Mk 5
The fifth in a long line of knives designed for killing, the Harbringer contains laser inscribed edges that prevent it from getting dull and at the same time retain maximum cutting effectiveness. Only 1000 will be made available to the public.
Light Machine Gun: (For sale to public at $500 each)SA Armscorp Thanatos 400
Simply a deadly gun, it is capable of handling up to 40 of the new Mk2 Xbullets, which explode upon impact and are capable of leaving absolutely nothing behind. These will be accurate only up to 200 meters, although the shots can go as far as a kilometer. You just won't hit anything unless it's coincidental. Approximately 3000 will be sold to the public.
Heavy Machine Gun: JG & SD OFG (Oh Fsck Gun)
Simply because of it's acronyms, no one really cares what the name means. All you need to know is that it holds 400 rounds, has recoil, and is known to weigh 3 times as much as an Xbox.
Sniper Rifle: (For sale to public at $1000 each) JG & SD AWPP (Anti-Well Protected Person) Sniper Rifle
Can penetrate armor due to new bullet design. Hurts like a bitch, that is, if you don't die first. Only 500 will be sold to the public.
All sales are final. By purchasing you promise to never reverse engineer these guns or you violate your terms of service agreement.
"We are very concerned about the state of our weapons technology and will be implementing these weapons as soon as possible. At the same time, we are offering the sale of some of these weapons to countries interested in purchasing them."
Production will be limited, and very few will be sold.
The weapons are:
Sidearm: SA Armscorp Archtype HG-12
Gun designed to hold 12 bullets, has a maximum effective range of 300 meters, although to be able to hit something that far away you'd need to be Jesus or have a scope/binoculars.
Knife: (For sale to public at $30 each) IR Corp Harbringer Mk 5
The fifth in a long line of knives designed for killing, the Harbringer contains laser inscribed edges that prevent it from getting dull and at the same time retain maximum cutting effectiveness. Only 1000 will be made available to the public.
Light Machine Gun: (For sale to public at $500 each)SA Armscorp Thanatos 400
Simply a deadly gun, it is capable of handling up to 40 of the new Mk2 Xbullets, which explode upon impact and are capable of leaving absolutely nothing behind. These will be accurate only up to 200 meters, although the shots can go as far as a kilometer. You just won't hit anything unless it's coincidental. Approximately 3000 will be sold to the public.
Heavy Machine Gun: JG & SD OFG (Oh Fsck Gun)
Simply because of it's acronyms, no one really cares what the name means. All you need to know is that it holds 400 rounds, has recoil, and is known to weigh 3 times as much as an Xbox.
Sniper Rifle: (For sale to public at $1000 each) JG & SD AWPP (Anti-Well Protected Person) Sniper Rifle
Can penetrate armor due to new bullet design. Hurts like a bitch, that is, if you don't die first. Only 500 will be sold to the public.
All sales are final. By purchasing you promise to never reverse engineer these guns or you violate your terms of service agreement.