A message to the world.
The Atheists Reality
02-11-2004, 09:31
"The government and the people of The Atheists Reality, do hereby, and henceforth renounce all previous and possible ties with the nation of Allanea, and its corporations. Fuck Allanea and the inbred dogs it calls citizens!
~Movodor Alarin, Lorain and Lavido Corados, international broadcast.
Fuck Allanea and the inbred dogs it calls citizens!
Official Announcement of The Allanean Government
"We are not aware of wanting to have sexual relationships with the citizens of TAR, as the last torn, dirty sock of an Allanean is far more sexual attractive than a TARian citizen. However, we understand the suffering of the sex-deprived TARians and will immediatelly provide them with humanitarian aid in the form of 500 rubber dolls."
George O'Neill, typist in the Allanean Department of Foreign Affairs.
The Atheists Reality
02-11-2004, 11:19
An official in the government quietly makes a note to send the dolls back to allanea with cat ears and fur on them, if indeed they are sent.
USS Michael Savage
"Are we ready?"
"Aye Aye, Sir!" Reply the sailors, trying hard not to laugh.
The Patriarch-class Cargo Vessel froze in position far above the TAR territory. Within seconds, the cargo bay doors opened, and the ship began to move slowly in horizontal fashion, dropping what seemed to be humanoid figures as it went.
With a slapping sound, the parachutes on the figures opened when they reached the height of 100 yards only.
As they landed it became apparent that the free-fall sky-divers were not living beings, but, as advertised, five hundred cheap rubber dolls of TARian females, distributed over a radius of about fifteen kilometers.
The Atheists Reality
02-11-2004, 11:37
The dolls are quickly disposed of, just like so much other trash of allanean manufacture.
If you are going to make a joke at our expense, at least make it something we can melt down and re-use.
~Government Official
The Imperial Navy
02-11-2004, 11:52
so whats made you suddenly hate each other?
Jeruselem
02-11-2004, 15:23
OOC
The Sex Doll Wars, interesting.
Pantocratoria
02-11-2004, 17:28
OOC
The Sex Doll Wars, interesting.
You really think so?
Phalanix
02-11-2004, 20:18
OCC: Now if they start dropping sex dolls form orbit it'll be funny as hell!