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Streetcorner Philosophy OOC: My name is Kelso

WWII Manarth
30-10-2004, 06:45
::An old grizzled man is standing around accosting people walking to and fro in Manarth::

Old Man: The avatar is in control of us! He controls every action we take, he controls whether we live or die! You! You are his subject right now! He is putting his words in your mouth!

Accosted guy in a suit: Um... ::walks away::

Old Man: He is responsible for our wars! Without him we will have no peace! He... He is speaking through me right now! I am saying what he wishes me to say! He is writing this moment now, saving it for other avatars to witness!

Teenage boy watching him: Okay... ::walks away::

Old Man: How is it that I know these things? I do not know. All I know is that he speaks through me, and that his name is... Kelso. All hail Kelso, Avatar of Manarth!

::A Prophetian Priest and a police officer walk by::

Prophetian priest: What a sad little man. I pray the prophet doesn't send him to the void for his heresy.

Officer: May the prophet guide him to the error of his ways.