NationStates Jolt Archive

Dread Lady Nathicana: This channel's too quiet? C'mon, let's start same religiopolitical flame wars going already!

Eurusea: Okay, that war machine's waaay too big. What about mobility? Logistics? Maintenance? Ya gotta think about those things, ya know....

Tanah Burung: Boym do we missed being ruled by those Knootians...

Knootoss: There's more to life than economics, you know.

Sino: I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so...

Menelmacar/Siri: I'm sorry, Mephret'an, I cannot marry you, for my heart lies with Benedict Michael Sukothai.

Melkor: Sure i'll let you win.

Scolopendra: The hell with this idealism crap! Time to get PAID!

Wazzu: Cardboard works really well in space!

Iraqstan: Wanna invite Firefury over for crumpets and tea? She's such a sweet gal.

HILARITY ENSUES!!!!!111shift+1oops1!

Menelmacar/Siri: I'm sorry, Mephret'an, I cannot marry you, for my heart lies with Benedict Michael Sukothai.

Mephet'ran. And if that were the case, I'd be a very unahappy Yngir. ;)

Letila: Well, capitalism isn't really all that bad.

Decisive Action: God I love blacks, asians, and people who don't speak English. In fact, I think I'll make a law saying white people must convert!

Automagfreek: Does this dress make me look fat? (reference to Damien Dreadfire)

IDF: OMG jews suck

Letila: I LOVE AMERICA!

Nathicana "Screw diplomacy! I'm going in!" *list of troop deployments*

Mephet'ran "Not tonight honey. I'm tired."

SeOCC: "You are right."

Some random n00b: "I declare peace and full nuclear disarmament!"

Allanea:: Yes, you're quite right... I'll lose this one, apologise for my silly behaviour, and disarm...

Midlonia: Imperialism? how horrible!

Allanea: Yes, you're quite right... I'll lose this one, apologise for my silly behaviour, and disarm...


Lose? Happened (I lost a big bunch of wars, mind you)

Apologise? Happened once.

Disarm? MOLON LABE!!!! :) :) :)

Seriously, ROFL

Queen Firefury: Dude, let's invite Carlos over and let him shoot up the Um Lizaan refugee camps!

Tsume Dragonis: (*)!#^$ YOU AND THE !(*#&$ CARDBOARD SPACE HORSE YOU )!(#&$ RODE IN ON!

Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod: Y'know, Cog's right, this no-dachi really is kinda oversized. I think I'll start blowing rulebreakers away with a shotgun instead.

Sakkra: I'm a vegetarian.

Alkanphel: Kitchen utensils and dessert items? Pat kicks ass!

Skyraider "Pat" Skypeace: I have no interest in sex with anything.

Reploid Productions: Maybe I should build a smaller I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon?

ESUS member: "Y'know, this alliance is really too big. We should break it up, for RP purposes."

Al-Imvadjah: "I have a fleet of 25,000 capships, and screw this railgun crap-I'm going to use plasma, antimatter, and lasers like the rest of you."

Dark terror*: "You're slaughtering civilians?! Please stop...No? Well, I might declare war on you if you don't...You won't? Oh...You're sure? Hmmm...I'll deploy some forces to the theater...Hey, stop that! I didn't declare war on you, yet!" *Wins war without mentioning anything Russian* "Sure, you may keep your sovereignty, just don't kill any more civilians."
Belem: "I hate Catholics. I will kill all the Catholics in my nation. But I WILL NOT EVER go to war to kill more Catholics. War is evil."
Automagfreek: "I DeLkr!!!!!warz on U!!!~~!n teh hole wrold!!!! wit gold n00kz!!!@!"
MKULTRA: "George Bush is the best and most honest president ever."

*Yes, I know he has a new nation, but I haven't seen what he's like on that nation.

Commerce Heights: "1337 looks pretty stupid, I better stop using it once in a while"

Allanea: "Freedoms must be limited under certain circumstances."

also Allanea: "I think the allanean industry is still too weak for that"

Somalialand: "our team is pretty crap. we will not qualify"

Kaze Progressa: That is way too complicated!

Siri: Theallas isn't that bad an elf... I think I'll grant him a full pardon

Ithenril: I really like being a slave, I really do.

Theallas: Swords, such sharp and dangerous things, I think I won't ever use one agani

Mephet'ran: Thelasi, nice people... very pacifist

Rezo (OOCly): Thelas doesn't godmode that badly...

SeOCC: "You are right."

Hehe.

Sandra M. Devnostraeva: You know... I am pretty happy with California's borders, I will drop my plans of imperialism and work on continuing California's dominance in North America as an economic, military, and industrial superpower.

Melkor: "I don't need any more orcs. I think I'll earmark that money for my public schools."

Syskeyia ooc: Gadget is a disgusting little rat-thing. Bring on the hot man-love, blasphemy, gay marriage, and while we're at it, SCREW real world history. Rape it as you see fit. And in thinking, I have decided the Bible and Good Christian Values are the Root of All Evil and I loathe them utterly.

Siri ooc: Tolkien, and everything to do with it, is unimaginative tripe. Especially those thrice-damned pointy-eared devils. I hate Bush, and loathe America in general. But if I were to love some portion of it, it would only be the Democrats, bless their sainted souls.

Melkor: I'm going to start having my orcs pass out flowers at airports, and make Utumno into the New Eden. Perhaps throw in an amusement park or two. Time to let bygones be bygones. Make peace with those lovely elves. Forgive that dear Devon Treznor. Put the Trium back on my Christmas list. ooc: And um ... DoW is teh suck.

Nathicana: I think I'll give all this up for a life of quiet contemplation as a nun. ooc: Peter Jackson is THE greatest filmaker of all time. I could not possibly be more pleased with his completely accurate rendition of the books.

GMC: Guns and Debate suck. Peace and Love, baby.

Rep, and all the rest of our resident otaku: An...i...me? Wha? *blinkedy*

Allanea: I think the founding fathers were on crack, the Constitution and Bill of Rights are False Data, and everyone should have their weapons confiscated on the grounds that they might be a danger to themselves and others.

Iraqstan: "Today I am pleased to announce the complete disarmament of Iraqstan, and a series copious reparations to be paid out to all Um Lizaans, and anyone else I happened to accidentally trod upon ..." -- Carlos in his State of the Union Speech

....but Nathi made such a lovely nun.

Weyr: We need more cops...and a curfew...and some security cameras.... OOC:FMA Sux!!! Disney all teh way!!!! Disney>Anime!!!!W00t!
Alicia: Let's screw the Earthbound Contract and drop some ortillery at Decisive Action....

Crazed Marines: You know, there's a lot of stuff more important than family and the military.

WE KILLED CIVILIANS?! How horrible? I think I'll go pay reparations.

New Exodus What, there are religious civilians in that nation? Blood! Kill! PH34R t3h N00Kz0rz!

DontPissUsOff: You know, we really made a mistake in banning the KKK and the cat. Let's build a KKK Kat Sanktuary.

The Island of Rose: I think I'll just shut down the ol' ignore cannon for a bit. I'm sure the n00bs will leave me be.

Decisive Action: I'm going to hold a conference and not threaten or detain or expel any of the foreign dignitaries.

Eurusea: Okay, that war machine's waaay too big. What about mobility? Logistics? Maintenance? Ya gotta think about those things, ya know....

Ahem...Type 35 land operations vehicle [Alpha Megalith / Megalith] was written off on the grounds of logistics, cost and practicality with only a single completed prototype, the five production models being reduced to two half the size [Falsetto and Arpeggio].

And quit whining.

Spaam: I think this stadium is far too big, it needs shrinking.

Spaam: I think this stadium is far too big, it needs shrinking.

LOL!

Myself: Vilita is the best WCer ever!

Glemte Hage- Satanism is evil

Guffingford- Maybe I should be tolerant

Ch1nes3- maybe I didn't sink all those ships after all

Wolfish- Imperialism isn't the way forward

Macisikan: We'll actually take sides in this war!

Terror of the World: ViZion, Jarrida; we're sorry.

Jarrida and ViZion: Apology accepted.

Angelic Freedom: Torture? No way! Let's take this child to an amusement park instead.

Liverpool England: You know, i think we were a teensy bit lucky in World Cup 8 and shouldn't bang on about that, or our undefeated record in this world cup...

Kaze Progessa: Spreadsheets, Java, RPfootball, olympica, what have i done with my life?

Snub Nose 38: I'm looking forward to our world cup semis tommorow..

Total 'n Utter Insanity: You know, i can't think of anything better to do than sit back with a cup of coffee and let other people take control

Liverpool England: I dont want to host this Tournament

Audioslavia: *insert a sensible sentence here*

Ahem...Type 35 land operations vehicle [Alpha Megalith / Megalith] was written off on the grounds of logistics, cost and practicality with only a single completed prototype, the five production models being reduced to two half the size [Falsetto and Arpeggio].

Oh. Didn't know that. The impression of Eurusea's military that I got was that it had a tendency to build ludicrously large ships/tanks/atrillery/etc. that frequently fell apart due to design flaws and such.

I thought my riff of Eurusea was something you'd agree with.

Oh well. A more accurate statement That Eurusea Would Never Say would be greatly appreciated. :)

Melkor: I love the Green Party.

ViZion: You know what I think I'll try and nuke here, here and here today!
Terror of the World: Come brothers let us protest with these flashy signs!
Angelic Freedom: You know what these kids are to cute to harm.

Perrier: You know what guys, I really feel bad for that whole Goatze thing. Just a big misunderstanding. Sorry everyone!

Magicchina/MagicChina/Other titles: I promise to never stalk Automagfreek again. That whole mess was just a big misunderstanding too.

(I think that Magicchina completing a sentence with no grammatical errors would be impossible enough.)

Amerigo/Other pre-March nations: I think the Amerigan Slaver War is sooooo overrated. We'll never speak of it again.

Rejistania: We deserve to be the best team in the world. Cos we rule! Yeah!

Vilita: That was one link too much...

Eauz: Long live the free market! Long live Milton Friedman!

Starblaydia: *group hugs Somalialand and Sarzonia*

Any of several squintillion n00bs: Hmmmm .... judging my my previous posts, I appear to be something of an idiot.


TEO

Cockbill Street: I understand leagion now!

alternatively: I think, I should RP something, I'm way behind!

The Belmore Family: Maybe spending hundreds of millions of dollars on player transfers for Alan City is too much.

alternatively: Alan Belmore died.

Total n Utter Insanity: I have no problem with someone else deciding.

(revenge is sweet)

New Exodus: We have MINORITIES AND PEOPLE OF OTHER RELIGIONS?!?!?!? Shove them out the airlock! While you're at it, put all Protestants in concentration camps as well...

Break all ties with technology, magic, and Crystal Ireland so we may become like the Amish!

Crazed Marines: We love our Muslim population, they're not the cause for our terror problem, nor killing them the solution.

We must treat animals better than humans.

Women are evil, especially the naked ones.

Rejistania: Caffene? Who needs it? Not me!

Granzi: I'm sorry Drum Gods. Your Imperialism does not offend me. Here, please, take the Maldives from me. You deserve it. :)

IDF: Decisive Action is my bestest friend.

Hamptonshire: OMGZORZ! I NUKED OYOU!!!1111

The Island of Rose: I most certainly love n00bs. As a matter of fact, I want to marry one, so they can teach me their n00bism!

Euroslavia: NO! I refuse to make any more Guides to help these damn n00bs out!

The Island of Rose: I most certainly love n00bs. As a matter of fact, I want to marry one, so they can teach me their n00bism!

This is the legacy I left, bah ;)

Me: Who am I going to commit genocide against today...

Hamptonshire: The Navy sucks!

Sevaris: So who wants to bang my wife? (reference to Alec)

Hataria: (insert long wonderful post)

Tyrandis: I love everything!

The entire NationStates forum: Wow, International Incidents is so much better ;)

Decisive Action/ Communist Mississippi: Time to make peace

Hataria: I now have a spelling checker!

TFU: Trek tech sucks, I'm going Star Wars. I'm also running my posts through a spell/grammar checker.

CoreWorlds: The Light Side sucks! I'm gonna get me a payoff by becoming a Sith!

Hive Fleet Immodius: You know, having a fleet that has 5 times the number of my population is just rediculous. I think I'll quit wanking and go back to a reasonable fleet size of one thousand.

Nanakaland : *Browses II for war threads* (I don't know if all of you remember our general sticky god Nanakaland)

Unum Veritas : Screw a navy, I'm going land forces!

Nanakaland : *Browses II for war threads* (I don't know if all of you remember our general sticky god Nanakaland)

My goal is to be equally remembered for helping NS, just like him. Hah, nice response though ^.^

Myrth: Deal with your own problems or else I'll :sniper: / :mp5: / :gundge: you and your :fluffle: ...got it :upyours:

Sephrioth: I dECLuar WAR on YOUZO!

wait....he did that....

Sephrioth: I declare peace and perfect spelling for all!

Marduk (Auman): "I formally declare Auman henceforth and forevermore to be pacifist, disarnament will begin immediately."

Melkor (Melkor Unchained): "Warhammer 40k: DoW sucks!"

Carlos (Iraqstan): "I loathe nukes, and my wife is not a nuke."

Ren Myler (Me/Zvarinograd): "I think I'll be productive, for once, and finally draw NationStates Kindergarten as a comic strip on Keenspot or something."

Nathicana (Dread Lady Nathicana): "I'll bend over, kiss my ass and let you kids turn #nationstates into a spam/flame city."

Sirithil (Menelmacar): "I think my empire is big enough."

Mephet'ran (C'tan): "I will remain faithful to Sirithil."

* Ren glances at Asami-chan, snickers.

Rezo (OOC/Der Angst): "Okay. That's enough lust for one day."

Mephet'ran (C'tan): "I will remain faithful to Sirithil."


All she has to do is ask it of him.
;)

Wow...guess I should be more active. People don't know of me anymore. Meh.


Crimmond: Lets all be friends

Pantera: You guys go on ahead, I feel more like picking flowers then going to war today

Fedral Union: I must say, proper english and grammer is the key to the survival of western civilization.

Zoir: Pantera, I think I'll join you on your hunt for flowers

Elara: How 'bout dem Pinkskins?

Kolonor: Hey guys, I got enough money. Take some of my ships for free.

I didn't forget about ya. Besides since I migrated to II they forgot me to.

Atlantian Outcasts: I love the terran mothership project so much I'll fund it myself!

I didn't forget about ya. Besides since I migrated to II they forgot me to.

Atlantian Outcasts: I love the terran mothership project so much I'll fund it myself!

lol, nice.

Phalanix: Shut it or I'll write you an extreamly angery letter!
(Ya, I know, it sucks. Best I could come up with in 5 seconds)

Rejistania: We deserve to be the best team in the world. Cos we rule! Yeah!

Vilita: That was one link too much...

Eauz: Long live the free market! Long live Milton Friedman!

Starblaydia: *group hugs Somalialand and Sarzonia*Sarzonia: Hugging ANYONE

Praetonia: Cats suck!

Hamptonshire: I think Praetonia should be president of the Victoria Alliance.

Sdaeriji: God I hate the Red Sox!

Kolonor: Hey guys, I got enough money. Take some of my ships for free.

So I'm a colon now?

Klonor (me): I have it! Let's try a ship under a kilometer for once!

Hamptonshire: You know, Karl Marx was certainly onto something.

Praetonia: I'm tired of antagonizing Hamptonshire.

The Island of Rose: I think I need to be more respectable. Bring on the top hats and canes!

Automagfreek: A measured and restrained response is the best way to fight a war.

me: Pacifism works!

I love peace, nobody dies a horrible death.

No more Mountain Dew for me, thanks.

lol, nice.

Phalanix: Shut it or I'll write you an extreamly angery letter!
(Ya, I know, it sucks. Best I could come up with in 5 seconds)
Heh thanks but you should have done this.
Phalanix: OH ME ANNEX ME!!! Please make myy dream come true and annex me and force me to become fantasy tech since future tech is so overrated!

So I'm a colon now?

bite me :p

Several things I would never say (in seriousness):



Who cares about NationStates 2? I don't.
Star Trek sucks. End of story.
Where the ---- is my [i]harem!?

Nuclear weapons are a solution to any problem.
Shoot first and ask questions later! *
I don't care about ecological problems. Leave me alone!
I don't need to "Think about it for a moment", I already know the answer to everything!
Books? Who cares about books!? I don't have time for books!
Elves are freaks. That is all.
Who needs the Scientific Method? Jumping to conclusions is [i]so much easier!
Preach to me about love some other time; I just wanna get LAID!
Why should I try to understand someone elses point-of-view? I know I'm right!
I hate math and numbers bore me.
The people don't need an education; they've got me to do their thinking for them.


* "Rarely say" would be a better descriptor than "never say". I might say something like this if talking about non-lethal weaponry. I might also say something like this if time were an absolutely critical factor and lives were at stake.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Several things I would never say (in seriousness):DEAT to the non-RP'er!


Rezo (OOC/Der Angst): "Okay. That's enough lust for one day."Bastard. I was going to post that.

DontPissUsOff: Screw Manchester to hell! I really want to get an American passport and move to the home of the BRAVE!

Crazed Marines: .:Storefront Updated:.

Credonia: I've been slightly pompous lately. I'm sorry. I apologize.

Russian Forces: I'm giving away half of Russia. It's too big. I have Moscow, and I'm happy with just that.

Decisive Action: Congratulate me! I just got engaged to a beautiful African-American woman :)

IDF: I hate Jewish materialism.. it's corrupting the world, I tell you!

Greenmanbry: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!

Hamptonshire: You know, you really suck! Your storefront sucks too! OMG N0000bz!! Mach 2.0?? That's like.. like.. two times the speed of sound!! NOOOBBZZ!! GO DIE!!

The Island of Rose: <Insert sentence devoid of "n00bs", "meh", or "bah" here.>

The Evil Overlord: "Logistics? Never heard of it."

"Who the Hell is Sun Tzu?"


TEO

Max Barry : I AM @ @ RANDOM NATON @ @ ! ! ! TELE ME TO DEATH NOW !

I NEED TO FEEL THE LOVE !

Random Moderator Staff : So, we don't know you, you like to spam up, flame around, and grief about, and you wanna be a moderator ? With a resume like that ... YOUR IN :p !

[violet] : A Nation States 2 :confused: ?

Things I would never say:

"1'000 Nuclear ICBM's please.... *Money wired* "

"Insult my wife would you? I declare war on your nation."

"Thats a really good idea, Decisive Action."

"Who needs description when you've got statistics?"

"Diplomacy? Fuckit, just nuke the bastard and be done with it. The world won't hate you."

"One hundred and eighty carriers you say? Sounds realistic to me..."

Holy Panooly lol that was pretty cool :-D

Unified Sith I surrender to you all. I suck at futuretech

Chellis HP's rl claims list certainly is the best out there

Russian Forces DOWN WITH COMMUNISM! CAPITALISM REIGNS!

some n00b can someone please explain to me how this game works?

Decisive Action Racism is bad.

Guffingford Of course my claims are wank silly

Stevid My navy sucks

Huzen Hagen I'm happy with an all-consuming economy

Jeruselem I signed up for the local nazi party!

Sephrioth As a matter of fact I am willing to hone my roleplaying skills againt a formidable enemy such as (6 pages of oustanding quality left out) and therefore I sincerely apologize for my behaviour.

Hataria Yeah all my ships against the war with Belem are godmod.

Belem Nukes? Never gonna use them again.

Credonia I've been very arrogant to you all and I dismissed good RP's... Sorry.

Ahem...This is rather rapidly turning into trolling / pointless self-promotion. Chill it.

Ahem...This is rather rapidly turning into trolling / pointless self-promotion. Chill it.

From what I've already read from page one alot of it is already at that level...

[violet] Yes, I am Max Barry. Free pancakes or all!

ME: Anarchism is... is... is just FANTASTIC!!

ME: Reduce military spending? Give my people freedom? Stop being a hypocrite by subjugating my entire nation and using impalement as an execution method while protesting others using subjugating methods? I think I'll change that!

Thelas: I think I am going to solve a problem with diplomacy for once!

Thelas (again): Nine fleets is WAY too much... I only one fleet....

Random Thelasi: I LOVE Sirithil, she is the greatest!

Theallas: I like Mephet'ran he's a GREAT guy...

C'tan: Maybe I won't wank my ships today...

Siri: Maybe I'll go visit Bridget Iesus and have a chat

Bridget: I think I'll appologise to all the metahumans and burn every copy of the Reich bible, and make the ministry messengers of love!

Ooh ooh. I forgot a few folks.

Siri: (X) nation is oppressing elves? More power to 'em. VOTE NADER!

Reploid: Anime Club is for dorks. I wanna have Carlos' love-baby. VOTE BUSH!

Karma: Violence is not the way. Ohmmmmmm.......

And because SOMEONE would do it eventually...

GMC Military Arms: There is an appropriate time and place for flaming, spamming, trolling and shameless self-promotion.

Several things I would never say (in seriousness):DEAT to the non-RP'er!
/me pats his ModPistol.

'cuse me? Need I remind you who's the one packing DEAT, here? :p :D

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

...

DISCLAIMER: In case the signature didn't make it clear, the above post is a joke. I am not actually threatening anyone with deletion.

Some things I would never say:

-- Stevie Nicks sucks!

-- OMG!OMG! I PWN J00!!!!!111111

-- Bush is the greatest president ever!

-- I rule Sarzonia! I'm better than you are!

-- Oh I hate sports!

Zeek (Demonic Gophers): Fire?!? OMG NOOO!!! *runs away*

Decisive Action: Y'know, when you get right down to it, everyone's pretty much the same, aren't they? I'm never going to start a thread mentioning race again. I'm also going to ban all consideration of it from Mississippi!

Rep Prod: Eh, let's give MJ666 another chance.

Japaica (and assorted reincarnations): I hate spam! Let's have a nice political debate instead.

'cuse me? Need I remind you who's the one packing DEAT, here? :p :D

Why don't you look up Man or Astroman in the modcentre, Coggy? :p

Why don't you look up Man or Astroman in the modcentre, Coggy? :p
ONGNOES!!!111 A Mods threatening to delete another Mod! Abuse! Abuse! :p

...

[getting back on-topic]
Sirithil (IC, to Melkor): I'm going on a picnic. Would you care to join me?
Melkor (IC, in response): Why, I would love to! Thank you!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

James Wolfe: "I Have A Plan!! Its Better Then My Opponents Plan!!"

Practically any nation: My army is poorly equipped, poorly led, has bad intelligence, doesn't know where you are, and could never win against you. I lose.

Nationstates 2???
Alright, I can't stand it, I have to poke fun at Germanish Zustande.

Germanish Zustande: Alright, the secret to beating my nothingspace sheilds is to do a dark ritual on the night of a full moon naked while simultaneously choking a chicken, after that you need to hop on one foot for an hour and recite the entire score to the H.M.S. Pinafore by Gilbert and Sulivan. Three days later you need to streak through the center of downtown in the buff while properly spelling supercalfagilisticachsbealidocious and then you well have a small chance of beating them.

Or

No seriously, you just need a stun gun. That will short the Nothing space sheilds and allow you to blow up my ship.

Finally,

You can't beat my sheilds, They're perfect in every way shape and form, I just say they can be beaten to irritate people and distract them from my real goal of ruling Nationstates.



Warhaven (Me):Nope sorry, thats to off the wall, sill, stupid, and just impossible for me to try and RP effectivly on the forums.

Germanish Zustande: Alright, the secret to beating my nothingspace sheilds is to do a dark ritual on the night of a full moon naked while simultaneously choking a chicken, after that you need to hop on one foot for an hour and recite the entire score to the H.M.S. Pinafore by Gilbert and Sulivan. Three days later you need to streak through the center of downtown in the buff while properly spelling supercalfagilisticachsbealidocious and then you well have a small chance of beating them.
[Emphasis mine.]

Trick! TRICK! IT'S A TRICK! He spelled "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS" wrong! He's leading you into a trap!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Hogsweat:I support DA in all his cool racist adventures! Go Fabus! >.<

Decisive Action: Go Communism! I think Asian Communists and Black Jews are teh uber secks.

Guffingford: Bloody Christians

Doomingsland: Torture is inhumane!

Momanguise: Go Imperialism! Death to Democracy!

Hogsweat: I am dismantling my warships, bombers, tanks, and weapons, in the name of peace and diplomacy.

Iuthia: I DELCARES WAR!!!!11111

Hataria: Your a godmodder

>.<

Hataria: Your a godmodder

I think you mean:
Hataria: You are a godmodder, and you have horrible grammar.

Yeah, or something along those lines =)

Melkor: I just wuvs my teddy bears

Belem: Yes, yes, we admit it. We did try to nuke Cyberutopia...twelve times.

Also Belem: Hey! Wow! I feel shame!

Cyberutopia: Cool, my capital didn't get sabotaged/nuked/vaporized/ruined by a demon today!

Also Cyberutopia: You know...maybe we shouldn't brag about our giant ground-based plasma-laser thingy for once.

Also Cyberutopia: We hate Aelosia. Let's use the Craftworld for target practice.

Practically any nation: My army is poorly equipped, poorly led, has bad intelligence, doesn't know where you are, and could never win against you. I lose.

HEY! How did you get that intelligence? It was well hidden under the T-54! Did the border guards accept another bribe?
Must start paying them again.

Erm, well, anyway-
Emperor Royce (Roycelandia): "Is this shirt too loud?"

The Belmore Family: 'We're a capitalist society who use the free market to succeed in sport'

Total n Utter Insanity: 'I believe in a WCC where results are generated with a very simple formula and powers are thinly shared'

Emperor Andreus I (Pantocratoria): There can be no peace until the last king is hung on the entrails of the last priest.

Princess Irene (Pantocratoria): FREEEDOM!!!

Dr. Drapeur(sp?) (Pantocratoria): Hmm, maybe I should have a sensible opinion on this issue for once...

Marcus Rumbiak (Tanah Burung): Take up the white man's burden...

Overlord Balthizar Marduk(Auman): "I support a free market system! Long live capitalism!"

Tomzilla/Myself: Let us all accept Communism and the glories of the worker's revoultion! GO KERRY FOR '08!!!

Crazed Marines: .:Storefront Updated:.


Hey...I just updated yesterday, and I'm doing some more design work as we speak. so :P

The entire NationStates forum: Wow, International Incidents is so much better ;)

lmao...haha...

Me: All the good RP happens in II

Me: Announcing our new Emperor...Mrs....

Me: Well that's an excellent opinion of your's MKULTRA...so well researched. You're quite the genious.

Me: Presgrief, I love how rational you can be...and your way with words is simply amazing.

Me: Future tech is for losers

Me: I don't care about plot...give me countless military stats!

Me: Oh shit...my space fleet just lost...

Me: RED STATES VS BLUE STATES! AMERICA SUXORZ! BUSH IS DA DEVIL!

AMF: You're right...I am weak...and fire scares me...

Pantera: I hate AMF

The Trium: The Order is quite an amazingly strong alliance

The Order: The Trium is full of humble folk

Mods: My bad...I was wrong...

Rejistania: Okay, use something different than KPB, I don't like it!

Hiiraan: <insert reasonable german sentence here>

Spaam: I might have been too elitist.

Rejistania: You know, Windows really is an alright program, in fact, better than alright, it's good. And Tux is an ugly, slimy fat little bird.

a couple of to remain nameless nations: I like the WC just the way it is.

anybody on NS: What's Nationstates?

Crazed Marines: I think i'll join the army

Crazed Marines: The Marines Suck!

Crazed Marines: I like the term Jarhead

sorry, but your the only one I could really make any predictions of

New Anthrus Sex isn't primitive

New Anthrus I think animals are our equals

Iesus Christi: I guess Jesus loves the little elf children too.

Decisive Action: Things work out better when I abide by the rules and conventions of diplomacy.

Fedral Union That's way too out there. Maybe I'll stick to weapons all my allies and enemies haven't ignored yet.

Thing I'd never say...

Me: I love planetkillers, theres no way they're wanked.

Me: Rediculously large fighters you say? Sure, I'll tone them down

Me: Hey look, I actually updated my storefront

Me: My Freestar series sucks, I hate it so much, and wish I had never made it.

Things others would never say:

Mekanta: I've decided to get rid of the horny tenticles, and from now on, will refrain from watching anime.

DLE: I have accomplished creating an actual map of my country

Penguenia: Elves are, from this day further, the most revered of all the races in my country

TFU: I have decided that I will run all my posts through a spell check, get rid of all the tech everyone ignores, and go back to ST tech in the way it was meant to be.

Seph: (Insert post longer than one scentence)

Hataria: I am begining the reconstruction of my country, my human/roach hybrid population would like some foreign aid

Cherry Ridge: I am now an Atheistic country. Tough.

Indra Prime: Temporal tech? Who gives a !@#$!!!

Klonor: .:Storefront Closed:.

Mod: Spam the forums? Create Multi accounts? Flame and Flame bait? Sure, go ahead.

Iesus Christi: I guess Jesus loves the little elf children too.

Thelas: ELVES ARE WANK!

Menelmacar: I hate the C'tan...

Aelosia: I declare war on everyone!!!!!!

Nathi: Sure, all you bots, come on in!

The Ctan: I'm renouncing all my Necrontyr weaponry and tech because its too wanky!

Revenia: Seriously, I'm toning down my troops...

Melkor: Dawn of War SUCKS!

Nation of Fortune: I think all mercs should be shot

Me: You know what, I think TFU is a great player. Wank? Hell no, he's just such a good nation that you couldn't understand th quantum physics of it.

Me: You know what, my military is too big, mean, and brutal. I'll cut back to non-lethal forces.

Me:Time to join the Peace Corps .

TFU: Hey, I actually came up with something that doesn't wank or is Star Trek based

Imitora: Sure, you can use un-proven technology!

Foe Hammer: You know, I think that ship's a bit too big.

Ziotah: You know what, I'll let you post your damages this time.

Liberated Asia: I'm too tired to conquer helpless n00bs right now. Maybe later.

TFU: Oh, sure, I'll RP it's development. Here are my technical sources and here is at least some documentation of research on this topic.

Imnsvale (OOC): Macintosh sucks. Oh, and you don't fail, for a change.

Nation of Fortune: I think all mercs should be shot
How true
thanks btw

ICEL (Ma-tek) [ICly]: "You're right. We were wrong. We apologize."

Goobergunchia (IC): We've just signed a new alliance with Allanea. Oh, and we're starting a major military buildup in preparation to attack [some country].

Allanea (IC): All of our citizens have voluntarily given up their guns and are going to submit to Goobergunchian sovereignty.

Goobergunchia (GamePlay): You know, Francos really did have the right to eject all of those nations. I'll recognize the PRP as the legitimate government of the Pacific even without unbanning of the natives!

Goobergunch (IRCer): If you want to post porn in the channel, I don't mind at all. Go right ahead!

Defaultia: I'm currently using mIRC.

Crazy girl: That's okay, I don't mind hamster torture.

Marathon: I love The SLAGLands and AMF!

Max Barry: You're going to have to pay for NS-1. Sorry.

TFU: Star Trek sucks. I hate it so.

TFU: Will post casualties later.

Hogsweat(OOC): I hate Halo, and I hate Xbox too. Go PS2!!

Decisive Action:: White scum!

Roycelandia: British tech is ghey.

Anagonia: We can't afford that!
Doujin: I agree, your ship is better than a Doujin refit
Me: Mach 4 is not fast enough.....
Sephiroth: ok, maybye I godmodded a little
bisons: Come see the bison crater!! Full tour only 40 dollars!!!!! Ask about group rates!!

People posting in this thread: Say, maybe telling the same jokes about the same players over and over isn't actually particularly funny.

bisons: Long Live Chechnya!

Sephrioth: Look! I'm completing a sentence with correct grammar and spelling! And I've written more than one sentence!

Me: I'm going to quit Nationstates! I'm not addicted!

KLONOR: Just write it like it sounds...that's good enough for me!

Doujin: Instead of coming into your thread regarding a new naval vessel and tell you its rubbish without explaining why and telling you repeatedly how amazing my superdreadnought that I didn't even design is, I will instead provide useful commentary and critique to help you out.

Decisive Action: I'm going to hold a conference and not threaten or detain or expel any of the foreign dignitaries.



Hey, that's just... Oh heck, it's true, but they always ask for it.

Decisive Action:: White scum!



We call whites that aren't right-wing, heterosexual, Christians, that don't race mix, "swine".

Decisive Action/ Communist Mississippi: Time to make peace




I am a peaceful nation.

Decisive Action: Go Communism! I think Asian Communists and Black Jews are teh uber secks.


Communism sucks.

I am a peaceful nation.
Yeah, in between wars...

DA, we all know you wouldn't. That's why it's a joke thread of things people would never say. Stop commenting on everything anyone's said about you and add some of your own to poke fun back at them in the spirit of the thread.

Sevaris: So who wants to bang my wife? (reference to Alec)



"I do."

Curtis Fabus


Anyway, Curtis already did her about 400-500 times over a nearly 2 year period from early 1995 to late 1996. She was nearly his 2nd wife, you'll see all this covered later on.

Ottoman Khaif, "Okay, you can have Eastern Egypt, Cairo included, and we'll pay you for the trouble of governing the muslim rabble."

Sevaris, "Okay, you can have Maryland and I'll throw in Yuna, just don't attack me."

Kahta, "YE H! Doors opened for the WKM to move in!"

Marathon: I love you all! I care for each and every nation ICly and OOCly! I would never DREAM of flaming someone

Ziotah: Haha, ok, you guys got me, I admit. Nice crator, though.

Atlantian Outcasts:"Oh I love earth so much I plan on buying up a plot of land there and making it my summer home!"

Me: Anyone want to help me disband my minefield?

Me: Who wants to invade me?

Me: Let me invite TFU to see this thread.

TFU: I admit it, Crazed Marines stopped me at the minefield because I unjustly ignored his ally who could have kicked my ass. I deserved what I got there and started to flame because I wanted the thread locked.

Laenor: Insert any post here

Wolf America: Yes, i'll RP this war with the GE, even though I may lose. I'm not a coward.

Random Person: Really, I should post something amusing and (possibly) even funny in this thread, rather than using it as an excuse to flame the living hell out of people I dislike, in a poor (And failed) attempt at looking witty.

Oh, and using IC characteristics rather than ooc habits could be amusing, too.

Random Person: Really, I should post something amusing and (possibly) even funny in this thread, rather than using it as an excuse to flame the living hell out of people I dislike, in a poor (And failed) attempt at looking witty.

Oh, and using IC characteristics rather than ooc habits could be amusing, too.

Der Angst: I think i'm going to quit with this endless skeptisism! I feel i'm insulting somone!

CM/ DA: So, who wants to convert to Islam with me?

Myrth: Ok, spamming, flaming, and wordgames are now mandatory. Anyone caught not doing so will have a DOS order put on them.

Don't think this really should be here. But I've seen this happening in NS sooo often. =) Just change the names of Gary and Rebecka to some of our less litterate colleagues.. So here goes...

>> Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an
American University.

In-class Assignment for Wednesday

"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The
process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his
or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a
short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another
paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph,
and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each
time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO
talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The
story
is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of my English students:

Rebecca - last name deleted, and Gary - last name deleted.

STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca)

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
camomile,
which used to be her favourite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her
too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked camomile.
But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His
possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her
asthma started acting up again. So camomile was out of the question.
___________________________________________________

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now
in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No
sign
of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle
beam
flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the
cockpit.
___________________________________________________

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one
last pang of regret for psychically brutalising the one woman who had ever
had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law
Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper
one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared
out the window, dreaming of her youth - when the days had passed
unhurriedly
and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her
from
her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why
must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
__________________________________________________

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands
of
miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the
Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through congress had left Earth a
defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to
destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty
the
Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to
pulverize the entire planet.With no one to stop them, they swiftly
initiated
their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere
unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters
on
the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive
explosion which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other
Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We
can't
allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
___________________________________________________

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing
partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.
___________________________________________________

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have camomile
tea? Or shall I have some other sort of FUCKING TEA??? I'm sorry, I'm such
an air headed bimbo who reads too many Mills & Boon novels."
___________________________________________________

Asshole.

___________________________________________________

Bitch.
_________________________________________________

Wanker.
___________________________________________________

Slut.

That reminded me of my honeymoon.

that.......is.........awesome

I laughed soo hard,and in my school's library to boot.

But that was perfect in somany ways.

Did you disturb Mrs. Feul, Feull, or whoever she is?

Imitora: Sure, you can use un-proven technology!


That, and 'Im sorry'

Decisive Action - "I love Jews, blacks, and everyone! And, like 99.9% of the global population, I believe there is no giant global conspiracy being run by the Freemasons."

I found this thread by doing an ego search. What's going on?

Me: Of course my excessively large sniper rifle will never penetrate a human skull at 250 yards, lest not at 3250 like it is claimed.


Me: I hate oversized weapons. I love 9mm pistols because everyone likes a small "gun". My CM99 and RP1 are oversized and I will discontinue production.






Just FYI, that gun I'm talking about in the first one is the CM99 and it uses a .75 cal by 12 inch extended shell. It is pretty much a rifle that shoots a small tank round. The RP1 (rifle/Pistol one) is a Mauser "Broomstick" that shoots a Lott .458 round (nearly five inches long).

[/shameless plug]

Yeah, everybody who cares already knows CM.

Crazed Marines: Let's try to work out our differences at a peace conference. After all, President Bastidas(sp?) can't be all bad.

Yeah, everybody who cares already knows CM.

Crazed Marines: Let's try to work out our differences at a peace conference. After all, President Bastidas(sp?) can't be all bad.

too true........

Most GDA members: Why do we hate TFU and why should we go to war with him?

Endless Crimes: Sex is good.

Most of the NDA(OOC): Syskeyia is all right.

Lavenrunz: Death to flowers!

Freebodnik: Prepare for war!

Pantocratoria: Istanbul, not Constantinople...

Knootoss: Hey, let's not bash Christianity and/or any other traditional religion and/or ethical system today.

Me:
"I am the most powerful Dark Lord in the galaxy, and no one could stop me, no one! Mwahahahahahaha!"

Outer Heaven Mk II/Unified Sith:
"I think I'll become servants to the Masaki family for all eternity! That'll show them!"

Things I would Never Say:

"Alright, Maybe I'm just a little bit foulmouthed."

"Ok, I'm willing to tone that down just a little bit."

"Of course that's future tech, that's why I've decided not to implement it."

"I'm a member of the Fabus Bloc Fan Club."

"Britain rules."

"Ok, I'm sure the environment can take one for the team."

"I don't techwank."

"I believe in white supremacy."

"I'm making Christianity the state religion."

What Other folks would never say:

Decisive Action: Black People are the shit.

Guffingford: The RWC is dead.

Praetonia: I'll accept that. :p

Kahta: Of course you can invade me for no reason!

Momanguise: I'm a member of the Shakespearean society.

Upper Xen: Half Life Sucks! Gordon Freeman's a Nerd!

Facist Confederacy: Rape isn't the victim's fault.

Roach Busters: We love human rights and Thiansiri is ugly.

Sevaris: $5 for a blowjob

The Parthians: Allahu Akbar!

Things I'd never say:

"That's it, Im disbanding my navy."

"That's right DA, I admit that your latest uber creation o' doom actually does have some basis in reality."

"Here, have my colonies. I dont want them."

"Of course I'll type in American."

"The UK is lame and the British Empire was the worse ever."

Things other people would never say:

Sarzonia: I HATE Praetonia and Isselmere.

Mass Pwnage: I agree, that really wouldnt work IRL.

Roach Busters: My nation is going to be a responcible member of the international community.

Generic Empire: My army sucks.

DA: Sure you can invade me for a good IC reason without me ignoring j00.

Hamptonshire: I ceade the point.

Hataria: You're right, I really shouldnt have a navy that is 80% battleships.

Thank you, MassPwnage, now, here is what I think you wouldn't say. Sorta the same material, sorry.....

"Gordon Lew is a good terror fighter."

"Roger Fabus is an okay guy."

"Britain!? I love Britain."

What I wouldn't say:

"I, Gordon Lew, will actually make up my mind and smack Fabus about."

"I, Frederick Lew, will stop smoking crack and reading Fabusist literature."

"I hate anime."

"Led Zepplin Rules." (I'm a Who fan, that is why I wouldn't say it.)

LMFAO this thread is hilarious! its fun to poke fun at your self some times..

Freethinkers:

Yes-class uBer-Dreadnaught

Length: 134549
Width: 349
Height: 39
Radar: Very strong, unbeatable
Weapons: 29 49585" gunz
Armour: Too strong.. n00k-resistant
Cost: $2

bump comments kthxbye

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Dr_Twist:

I heart AMF :fluffle:

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Kahta:

I'm not your puppet, VE. Now stop this crap before I kick your June 2004 behind!

==

Cogitation:

OMG! Get the hell out! n00b! Tr011... You c0m3 h3r3 again and I M0dz uz .... iNook pending me destroying you!

- The Cruel Democratic States of Cogitation
"Curse at everyone for a moment."


If anyone says that was impersonating a mod, you need a massive kick directed towards your private parts

ME: You know, I really should stop trying to be diffrent. I think I'll have someone come in and eradicate my Non-Humanoid creatures and re-start with a new nation that's a little more like everyone else. Maybe I'll use the monkey people from Planet of the Apes, yeah, that's the ticket.

Non-humanoids just confuzzle people, unless you have some damn good pics.

ME: Screw realism, I'm goping to revamp my entire military and base it entirely off bad anime and stuff I bought from other people's storefronts 'cuz it had a pretty picture.

Me: I'm going to join ESUS, seriously. It's the greatest alliance ever, and who wouldn't want to be a part of all the numberwanking goodness that comes from having 50+ allies.

Chimaea: And to celebrate my entrance into GDODAD, I'm going to sell slaves!

[Long boring post]Actually I use the Slivers from Magic: The gathering. There are plenty of Pics of them, if you simply search. I had to modify them to fit NS. I think I've done pretty darn good with them thus far. Sure all the RP's I have tried simply seem to fall by the wayside, but that is not due to a lack of participation on my part. Actually, I have successfully completed a few recent ones, using the slivers. I offer continually to rent them out to people for what ever purpose they can imagine, short of actually harming or killing, or maiming a Sliver. I just don't want to be a slightly diffrent clone of Humanoid. I actually want to be remembered for successfully using something new and diffrent. I want to be remebered for having my own identity. I enjoy repeatedly explaing myself over and over about my species. Besides it always adds something new to the threads.[end of long boring post]

Midlonia: I hate trains. Trucks suXor as well. Give me airdropped armor any day.

<Hogsweat> Propaganda = lame

<Hogsweat> My people will continue to believe that Communism r0x0r!!urb0x0r! even when they have no food.

Things I would NEVER EVER say.


Me: Gay people should die!
Me: You know, I think I'll become a lesbian...
Me: Magic is nothing but evil, we should get rid of it!
Me: Spiders RULE!!!

Praetonia: My navy sucks.

The Island of Rose: I'm not very sexy.

Sarzonia: I'm straight.

Euroslavia: Figure it out yourself damnit!

Roach-Busters: I think I'll just remain a colony of Sarzonia's.

Parthians: Democracy rules!

The Freethinkers: I hate designing ships.

Hamptonshire: Go Navy! Beat Army!

Benderland: Introducing our new non-alcoholic brand...

Things I would NEVER EVER say.


Me: You know, I think I'll become a lesbian...


wait..didn't you say........nevermind...lol

me: I think I shall convert to Islam and praise Allah...while I'm at it, I think I'll reallow gay men in my country.

Verdant Archipelago: I think that tank could use a Hydrogen Cell.

Roach Busters: Shooban rights NOW!

IDF, Sanctaphrax, Sel Appa: The Aryan race must persevere, Heil Hitler!

Doomingsland: I've decided to give up being evil.

Xeraph: I'm thinking of joining the RWC.

Layarteb: Kahta's a better Rp'er than I am.

Max Barry: Your flag doesn't have a Swastika? Shame on you.

Yes, no-one's heard of me, but in a previous life, I was Freedom Country. Don't remember him either? Oh well......

Fimble loving peoples: I have the upmost confidence in my chances of winning this years championship, and I believe that pessimism should be outlawed!

Bisons (Dark Terror): Oh crap, it seems your tank shell penetrates my armour! I lose!

Me: Hmmmm, I believe that I have written enough about my new fighter plane, I think I will leave it to one paragraph this time....

Syskeyia: Religion is outlawed in my nation

Vilita: Why the hell do I spend so much time formatting my posts?

Hiiraan: We lost in the U21 in a close match, we did not trash the opponent.

Cockbill Street: Kansu's System Karela is a great advantage for our team - and a beautiful tactic.

Bakteria/Hessenland: TBH: I AM communist, that capitalist propaganda in our region was just disguise.

Me: The Orange-White-Blue Regions of Rejistania declare war on the nation ...

Total n Utter Insanity: RPR have no KPB-über-Rejis bug, it's a feature!

Me: I really find it funny and not at all lame how almost every post in this thread has the poster posting something they personally wouldn't say. It doesn't at all defy the point of the thread in the slightest, and is hilariously funny!

The White Legion (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/White_Legion): "We shall hereby lay down our weapons, convert to Catholicism and worship elves."