Waterfallism
30-10-2004, 04:38
FROM THE DESK OF PRESIDENT LARSON GATES:
Leaders of the world, today I call upon you to take action to save on of the Earth's greatest wonders, and to use them for good cause. What I speak of are waterfalls, the gift of the Earth.
Waterfallism is home to the highest concentration of waterfalls here on our Earth. Waterfalls are a precious gift that our nation has treasured over it's long and beautiful history, and now we ask other nations of the world to take the path that Waterfallism has taken, to save our waterfalls, and to put them to good use.
And for those that might have space nations in some far-distant planet. Fear not be excluded, all nations with at least one sizeable waterfall will be included, be they in some other celestial body or the Earth.
And with that, we ask all nations of the world to come to the capital of Waterfallism, Purpletripe, for the International Conference on Waterfalls. The Conference will be made up of nations with at least one sizeable waterfall in their boundary. Nations requesting to attend the conference must provide the name of at least 1 waterfall in their nation, and it's height.
The Conference will discuss the drastic problems facing waterfalls and solutions to the problem. Problems such as the pollution of falls, reduction of water in falls, loss of falls becuase of drought, human causes, etc. will be discussed at the conference. Viable solutions that are approved with a simple majority vote of the conference will then be put into the International Treaty on Waterfalls.
The Conference will also discuss the human-waterfall realation concerning hydroelectric power, communities around falls, communities around the mother rivers or streams of our falls, etc. Viable solutions that are approved with a simple majority vote of the conference will then be put into the International Treaty on Waterfalls.
So come enjoy Purpletripe! Be one of the proud writers and shapers of the International Treaty on Waterfalls! For the sake of our waterfalls! We open our arms to all.......
Leaders of the world, today I call upon you to take action to save on of the Earth's greatest wonders, and to use them for good cause. What I speak of are waterfalls, the gift of the Earth.
Waterfallism is home to the highest concentration of waterfalls here on our Earth. Waterfalls are a precious gift that our nation has treasured over it's long and beautiful history, and now we ask other nations of the world to take the path that Waterfallism has taken, to save our waterfalls, and to put them to good use.
And for those that might have space nations in some far-distant planet. Fear not be excluded, all nations with at least one sizeable waterfall will be included, be they in some other celestial body or the Earth.
And with that, we ask all nations of the world to come to the capital of Waterfallism, Purpletripe, for the International Conference on Waterfalls. The Conference will be made up of nations with at least one sizeable waterfall in their boundary. Nations requesting to attend the conference must provide the name of at least 1 waterfall in their nation, and it's height.
The Conference will discuss the drastic problems facing waterfalls and solutions to the problem. Problems such as the pollution of falls, reduction of water in falls, loss of falls becuase of drought, human causes, etc. will be discussed at the conference. Viable solutions that are approved with a simple majority vote of the conference will then be put into the International Treaty on Waterfalls.
The Conference will also discuss the human-waterfall realation concerning hydroelectric power, communities around falls, communities around the mother rivers or streams of our falls, etc. Viable solutions that are approved with a simple majority vote of the conference will then be put into the International Treaty on Waterfalls.
So come enjoy Purpletripe! Be one of the proud writers and shapers of the International Treaty on Waterfalls! For the sake of our waterfalls! We open our arms to all.......