NationStates Jolt Archive

Santa stay flying in his sled, Drinkin.. He already drank alot and thought he was at the north pole, He left because he found Mrs.Clause banging a elf, So he figured he'd go pick up some girls for a good time. He then went into Fruity Loops airspace which was a mistake

"Come in, You do not have clearence to fly here!" he was so drunk he replied
"hey..ugh..you a hot babe lookin for a good time?"
"No is LT.Bucket of the Homeguard leave our airspace now!"
"Dudeee..know any hotbabes?"
"Thats it!"

a SAM locked onto Santas sley and fired, He was shot down in a fireball when they saw who is was he said "I KILLED SANTA! AWESOME!"

You're a wonderful human being.

You're a wonderful human being.
arent i?

Hey, sweet, he died again. Oh well, Master Chief is santa now!

Master Chief Is Santa? Awesome!!!!!!!!!

Yay Santa's finally dead!!!

Yay Santa's finally dead!!!

Yes. Again.

A 3 yr. old girl still in her nightgown runs out into the street. A teddy bear hangs loose in her left hand.

"Mummy. Is sante Clothes really gone?"

"Im sorry honey, he is."

"WHY MUMMUY!"

"Becuase those...those...things in Frooty Loops shot him."

THe girl then begins to crty and run inside.

Official Imperial Response

If you hadn't done it, we woudl have. ANd framed someone else.

A tactical nuclear cruise missile jets across the ground, before swooping upwards and diving at the little girl's house. Problem solved.

Awww, its too bad you shot down Santa, I heard he was bringing you spell check and grammar check.

Santa stay flying in his sled, Drinkin.. He already drank alot and thought he was at the north pole, He left because he found Mrs.Clause banging a elf, So he figured he'd go pick up some girls for a good time. He then went into Fruity Loops airspace which was a mistake

"Come in, You do not have clearence to fly here!" he was so drunk he replied
"hey..ugh..you a hot babe lookin for a good time?"
"No is LT.Bucket of the Homeguard leave our airspace now!"
"Dudeee..know any hotbabes?"
"Thats it!"

a SAM locked onto Santas sley and fired, He was shot down in a fireball when they saw who is was he said "I KILLED SANTA! AWESOME!"

Meh, if it happens, it happens.

OOC: Whoo! 300th post!

May I advertise on this thread? I set up a Serial Killer's Convention.

OH NOEEZ! Someone, get spelling and grammar check programs now! For the good of mankind!

A tactical nuclear cruise missile jets across the ground, before swooping upwards and diving at the little girl's house. Problem solved.

For some strange reason the nuke only killed her nad left no fallout or damage to the country.

Official Imperial Response:

She was a B---H. We dont care.

Ah, I wasn't trying to blow up the nation. That's what the 1 million bowling balls dropped from orbit are for. Though, they'll be more like napalm and metal orbs when they hit.

Bowling balls. Awesome. I have to make a tank that fires bowling balls.

LMAO!
I can't decide whether you're the most evil nation or the most awesome nation. :D

He is not the most evil. Me and my allies took that position.

"Sir. Santa was shot down by Fruiy Loops." one yound corporal said.
"Aww...Man, I was hoping to do that." The Cowboy-looking Commander of the Air Guard said, "Tell the Flak crews to stand down until another kid starts to fly their kites."

Official Telegram
Awesome! Have a present of 1 ton of coal and 1000 switches...hehehehe...

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Master Chief Is Santa? Awesome!!!!!!!!!

No, Master chief rocks! Santa sucks unless you mean that Master Chief took his place after santa got shot down...

And I am the most evil nation, we have "who want's to be an immigrant" in my country.

http://www.fuseliers.net/kfor-obodnik-kerstman.jpg

SANTA ALIVE! - Spotted in Oglethorpia

OGLETHORPHE - Despite reports that he had been shot down, Santa Claus was been spotted in Oglethorpia yesterday where he sent a clear message that he was supporting the Knootian Defence Force in its antiterrorist operations against Tanah Burung. When asked about reports that he had been shot down he said: "Ho ho ho!". A spokesman for Mr. Claus later confirmed that these reports had been severely exaggerated by Fruity Loops authorities..

When asked if the children would get their Christmas presents this year, the spokesman told this newspaper that the children of Fruity Loops would have to fend for themselves this year but that the rest of the world should not be worried.

Yeah, presents. I want a new ICBM.