NationStates Jolt Archive


Crazed Marines celebrates Billionth citizen

Crazed Marines
22-10-2004, 23:06
CMN News
Today, the billionth citizen of Crazed Marines was born. At six fourty-five AM, John Christof of Parris Island was officially declared the billionth citizen. His parents, Joe and Anna Christof, are local store owners. Their buisness Joe's surplus store is a renowned leader in military grade equiptment. "We had been trying for a few years. Who knew our son would be famous?" Joe was quoted as saying.

CMN News
Parris Island
Draconis Nightcrawlis
22-10-2004, 23:14
OOC:

Why does everyone always say it as the billionth person born rather then the population hitting a billion for the first time?
Crazed Marines
22-10-2004, 23:15
it sounds batter saying "the billionth citizen"
Notorious Jay
22-10-2004, 23:23
You wondered be able to know exactly anyway. Some births arn't recorded
Ageaol
22-10-2004, 23:23
thats true. you say population is 1 billion on regional message board and in telegrams. you say billionth citizen in forums.
Crazed Marines
22-10-2004, 23:29
You wondered be able to know exactly anyway. Some births arn't recorded
What did you say? That made no sense
Draconis Nightcrawlis
22-10-2004, 23:32
I think he meant won't rather then wondered.
Crazed Marines
22-10-2004, 23:39
Oh, in that case my response will be "Bah!".

*tail wags*
Northrop-Grumman
23-10-2004, 07:20
OOC: Congratulations! :)
Crazed Marines
23-10-2004, 18:46
Thanks! Happy Birthday NG!
Harmonia Mortus
23-10-2004, 19:24
OOC:
Most govornments would just tag a certain expecting couple and let them have the 'billionth' citizen. The actual number doesnt really matter, just the amount.

IC:
Harmonia Mortus congratulates your govornment and your citizens on the recent birth. We hope that your nation will not cease to exist for no apparent reason.
Dont be horribly mauled to death by monsters from the dawn of time.
-Charnel, Keeper of Harmonia Mortus
Crazed Marines
23-10-2004, 19:27
IC:
Harmonia Mortus congratulates your govornment and your citizens on the recent birth. We hope that your nation will not cease to exist for no apparent reason.
Dont be horribly mauled to death by monsters from the dawn of time.
-Charnel, Keeper of Harmonia Mortus

We thank you and say, "All your base."
-Joe Musther, Secretary of Nothing

OOC: "All your base" is one of our ways of saying "Bah to everyone."