DeanLoche
22-10-2004, 12:24
"My fellow Economists,
Welcome to the DeanLoche Trade Commission's First Gala Invitational. The purpose of tonights festivities is to introduce to all of you, our distinguished guests, to the many wonderful goods available through the diligent efforts of our small nation.
As all of you well know, the vast western grassy plains of DeanLoche offer substantial grazeland for free-range cattle. This combined with the technological advancements in traditional beef allow us to provide both inexpensive bulk and widely-sought choice beef for all your country's needs. The grazelands are also home to a number of ranches that specialize in more exotic meats, such as ostrich, bison, and rhinoceros. Our dairy products are second to none, and I'm sure DeanLoche cheeses will make your consumers eager.
On that note, Dinner is served. We have a few more speakers this evening, and there will be a products display in Solar Hall near the entrance to the Hotel. Thank you, please... Relax and enjoy."
<Dinner consists of a cheese plate and wine appetizer, choice free-range prime rib, rhino skewers, shrimp, and garlic potatos, imported wine, with a simple dessert of choice>
"I do hope everyone enjoyed their meal. That is but a small simple sample of what you will be able to put on the plate of every consumer to whom you cater.
Now, please allow me to introduce our next speaker, Mr. Jack Dixon."
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"Thank you ladies and gentleman,
Cheese...
I ask you, what is it about a fine cheese that makes it so universally coveted. While I cannot answer that question for you, I can say that it is very easy to tell a fine cheese from other cheeses. Well, we here at Cherry Farms pride ourselves on the finest cheeses in all of the Eastern Region. Cherry Farms dairy products are the best selling dairy products in all of DeanLoche. Our Garrison Ranch alone has over 700 head of the most pampered dairy cows you have ever fathomed. Clean, nurtured, and hormone free, we believe in quality over quantity. We believe it is better to have two cows producing managed and healthy milk than one cow who's life consists of a milking machine. That is but the first step. Our master cheesesmiths meticulously oversee the entire process from mild to wheel. The wheels are then carefully stored to that perfect age. There truly is nothing like it. While we pride ourselves on cheese and packaged milk, we also provide a full line of dairy products from yogurt and sour cream to powdered and condensed milk. I will be at our display in the main exibit hall if you have any questions. Thank you, and good night."
"Thank you Mr. Dixon,
Now ladies and gentleman, I would like to introduce Ms. Kaitlin Smythe of Frigid Cola. Ms. Smythe."
"Thank you, Mr. Secretary...
Hello, and welcome to DeanLoche. I do hope that your stay has been pleasant and relaxing. DeanLoche is simple in its ideals. Good sense and hard work. That is how I would describe every employee at Frigid Cola. Our products are known nationwide and we are endorsed by strong consumer fanbase. We have just upgraded our facilities in the hopes of a successful agreement at this convention. We can begin international shipment in just 20 days. And the cola is but one part. Through marketing and product placement in our ads, Frigid can be seen on hats, jackets and bumper stickers throughout DeanLoche. Combined with our textiles partners, we can have Frigid Cola logoed gifts and clothing lines available for mass market by years end. This means that an agreement with Frigid not only means happy food and beverage shop owners, but clothing and gift shop owners as well. You will not be disappointed."
<Three additional speakers talk of their products. Currently available products are beef and exotic meats, cola, dairy products, as well as smaller industries such as fish and shellfish, sapphire jewelry, artistic works, textiles (cotton and wool), and manufactured chemicals (such as would be purchased by industrial and research facilities). In addition, surplus electrical power is available for sale to adjoining neighbors from windmill power stations. While reasonably self-sufficient in the resources DeanLoche uses day-to-day, a lack of steady oil, gold and silicone make certain electronics highly sought as well as the raw materials to develop those technologies themselves.>
"So my friends, shall we discuss trade agreements then?"
Welcome to the DeanLoche Trade Commission's First Gala Invitational. The purpose of tonights festivities is to introduce to all of you, our distinguished guests, to the many wonderful goods available through the diligent efforts of our small nation.
As all of you well know, the vast western grassy plains of DeanLoche offer substantial grazeland for free-range cattle. This combined with the technological advancements in traditional beef allow us to provide both inexpensive bulk and widely-sought choice beef for all your country's needs. The grazelands are also home to a number of ranches that specialize in more exotic meats, such as ostrich, bison, and rhinoceros. Our dairy products are second to none, and I'm sure DeanLoche cheeses will make your consumers eager.
On that note, Dinner is served. We have a few more speakers this evening, and there will be a products display in Solar Hall near the entrance to the Hotel. Thank you, please... Relax and enjoy."
<Dinner consists of a cheese plate and wine appetizer, choice free-range prime rib, rhino skewers, shrimp, and garlic potatos, imported wine, with a simple dessert of choice>
"I do hope everyone enjoyed their meal. That is but a small simple sample of what you will be able to put on the plate of every consumer to whom you cater.
Now, please allow me to introduce our next speaker, Mr. Jack Dixon."
---
"Thank you ladies and gentleman,
Cheese...
I ask you, what is it about a fine cheese that makes it so universally coveted. While I cannot answer that question for you, I can say that it is very easy to tell a fine cheese from other cheeses. Well, we here at Cherry Farms pride ourselves on the finest cheeses in all of the Eastern Region. Cherry Farms dairy products are the best selling dairy products in all of DeanLoche. Our Garrison Ranch alone has over 700 head of the most pampered dairy cows you have ever fathomed. Clean, nurtured, and hormone free, we believe in quality over quantity. We believe it is better to have two cows producing managed and healthy milk than one cow who's life consists of a milking machine. That is but the first step. Our master cheesesmiths meticulously oversee the entire process from mild to wheel. The wheels are then carefully stored to that perfect age. There truly is nothing like it. While we pride ourselves on cheese and packaged milk, we also provide a full line of dairy products from yogurt and sour cream to powdered and condensed milk. I will be at our display in the main exibit hall if you have any questions. Thank you, and good night."
"Thank you Mr. Dixon,
Now ladies and gentleman, I would like to introduce Ms. Kaitlin Smythe of Frigid Cola. Ms. Smythe."
"Thank you, Mr. Secretary...
Hello, and welcome to DeanLoche. I do hope that your stay has been pleasant and relaxing. DeanLoche is simple in its ideals. Good sense and hard work. That is how I would describe every employee at Frigid Cola. Our products are known nationwide and we are endorsed by strong consumer fanbase. We have just upgraded our facilities in the hopes of a successful agreement at this convention. We can begin international shipment in just 20 days. And the cola is but one part. Through marketing and product placement in our ads, Frigid can be seen on hats, jackets and bumper stickers throughout DeanLoche. Combined with our textiles partners, we can have Frigid Cola logoed gifts and clothing lines available for mass market by years end. This means that an agreement with Frigid not only means happy food and beverage shop owners, but clothing and gift shop owners as well. You will not be disappointed."
<Three additional speakers talk of their products. Currently available products are beef and exotic meats, cola, dairy products, as well as smaller industries such as fish and shellfish, sapphire jewelry, artistic works, textiles (cotton and wool), and manufactured chemicals (such as would be purchased by industrial and research facilities). In addition, surplus electrical power is available for sale to adjoining neighbors from windmill power stations. While reasonably self-sufficient in the resources DeanLoche uses day-to-day, a lack of steady oil, gold and silicone make certain electronics highly sought as well as the raw materials to develop those technologies themselves.>
"So my friends, shall we discuss trade agreements then?"