NationStates Jolt Archive


Zyphonian Army Recruits!

Zyphona
19-10-2004, 20:17
The Dawn over Camp Calais was murky with fog rolling over the port the internal guardsmen on watch knew the buses were coming even before they arrived through the Binoculars they had three huge school style buses rumbled through the gates each carrying 50 raw recruits for the state army the buses slowly drew to a halt and the doors drew back a hundred and fifty young post grads poured from the buses smoking and milling about laughing and joking the sound of Jack boots broke the revelley as many looked up to see a man in peak cap and dress uniform of the Internal Guard black uniform jacket pressed black trousers clean white shirt Medals hung from the breast of his jacket he looked every inch the hard ass he'd been dressed up to be!
"Attenshun!" yelled a corporal in the yard
the recruits fell into line as the general stopped in front of the assemble he chewed his cigar mean look in his eyes lethal he walked up and down the line then stopped
"Are those regulation!" he said
the youth looked up enough to say "huh who me?"
"dont look at me like that you f**kin daisy are they or arent they regulation!?"
"No No sir for leisure sir!" replied the youth who turned out to be one of many of Zyphona's Kabalites members of a religious cult who lived in the lowlands dressed in a tie dye T shirt and Jeans with sunglasses and a head band with long shanky hair he looked like a hippy
"Take em off" said the general
"huh here its kinda cold this morning sir" said the hippy
"Do you see anyone else dressed like you hmm? well do ya take em off this is the military not a F**kin maypole dancing club!" yelled the general loud enough to send far away birds flying
the hippy took of the sandals and rested them down by his side
the general picked em up and threw em
"not on my parade ground son not here not ever" he added with a smile
"Ok now ive got the pleasantaries outta of the way your here because this countries government has seen fit to turn you maggots into this nations first conscript fighting regiment 150 thats one regiment if I do a good job however the senate is gonna assemble more of the likes of you into a army to fight for this country and make us proud until now 100,000 men like me and corporal Zvandes here have defended this country from enemies foreign and domestic the crown prince Tristan Zylaphelles has put forward the proposal for an army it was passed and you are here the student low life of this countries........."
he started to move along the line
"Universities!"
he walked along a bit more
"Reform schools!"
he continued "Private schools,senate run schools,detention centres and last but not least" he looked down to see an 11 year old staring up at him
"Orpahnages!"

"this country has chosen you because the State can do no more with you here you will learn disapline obedience pride and respect for others and yourselves for me and your country and maybe five or fifty years from now you will be all amicable soldiers and men leaving behind what you are now and becoming more than what I see here you are losers! one and all! but.........."
he smiled and took the cigar out of his mouth

"Lets see if we cant change that!"
Zyphona
19-10-2004, 20:58
"Oh man my hair!" said the hippy Steaphen Dorning 23 years from a lowland town of cannington

the military barber smiled as he sheared the mop that had been growing since puberty off Steaphen cringed
"Can i keep a bit man?" said Steaphen
the barber shook his head slowly as Steaphen rubbed his new GI look
"I look like a prep dammit the elder would kill me!" he whined
the barber threw off the towel around steaphens neck and beckoned to the next in line
"they make you look like a f**kin prep man watch it!" said Steaphen as he went to collect his GI uniform
Xander Kemper didnt care what the stoner had to say he was reform and that pussy would have had the s**t kicked outta him from day 1 no sweat he was a 22 year old dark hair james dean look leather jacket boots jeans white T shirt a rebel if there ever was one he sat down and looked straight ahead as the barber got to work on his hair army iron him out no way!
after he was dressed in his black military training shirt and trousers assembled with the rest of the recruits in the mess hall the food was slopped onto the plates a unhealthy green mix of vegitables and such in a heavy broth
"Not even got time for a good bit of mountain muel" he thought "s**t!" he sat down and started to eat


"army straighten me out !" he laughed as he worked through the food