NationStates Jolt Archive


False Lies (Humour government RP)

Ruskkia
27-09-2004, 12:20
"Gentlemen, we have a problem." Came Regent's Edmund Vermillion words, addressed to the High Lords of Ruskkia. "The Ruskkies people are losing faith in the imperial government as recent riots will attest. We need to come up with a solution to this problem."

Professor Wilson of the Serlingrad Imperial College spoke. "How about a false conspircy?"

Everyone stared at the Professor somewhat confused.

"Ok...the government makes up, lets say, UFOs in the night sky as a hoax and then denies it?"

Prime Minister Richard Clarke spoke next. "Why?"

"Why? To divert the people's attention from the current government's problems! Besides it has seemed to have worked well for the nation once known as the United States of America!"

"Right, thats probadly one of the most stupid ideas I ever heard. But it just might work..."

"Really?"

"Maybe, but how are we going to do this?"

"I suggest using the Interior Guard would help."

"Right then its settled." Vermillion said quickly butting in.