NationStates Jolt Archive


Vegana to release new Inter-Reich OS

Vegana
26-09-2004, 13:06
Software evangelist William Peters

God is great! The wonderful nation of Vegana proudly announces their new Operating System Suspiria Deus. SD is constructed from a completely new software Architectural platform without more than a slight similarity to any other OS and will be distributed within the Reich only. This great accomplishment has taken Veganas best software engineers and IT-architects more than 10 years to fulfill. Veganas programming sweatshops has spent more than 50,000 man years into this project to fulfill a dream of a united Reich not only in soul and mind but also in IT. No longer will filthy sub-human virae threaten the great Reich IT-infrastructure. No longer will hacker attempts happen upon The Reich mainframes from inferior beings! No longer will the great Reich rely on foreign software or foreign inferior knowledge! The loathsome evil Nephilim will never again be able to try and take control of even the home computers of a kid! Hosannah! God is truly great when we once more prove humanity's superiority over the unholy enemy!

In other news... Rumours of Schoolchildren in Vegana City today announcing a protest when their Quake 2 games suddenly stopped working is believed to be utterly exaggerated. All is well, happiness is mandatory. God is great!

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