Despotainia
25-09-2004, 06:53
Many enemies of our great nation have claimed that our gentle and benevolent government "opresses" "dissidents." They have said the we "jail" and "execute" citizens on the mere suspicion of "anti-government" views.
But all these lies have been utterly and forever disproven as we have now opened Radio Free Despotainia, an open forum for citizens to express any views they wish. But alas we have been so successful in establishing a worker's paradise that we can't find anyone willing to say anything about it.
So we our inviting anyone with views that differ from those of the government to come on the air and discuss them. Simply apply at the nearest offices of the Ministry of Internal Security and we will interview you. And don't forget to mention the names of any friend or family members with similar views, we'd like to interview them to.
But all these lies have been utterly and forever disproven as we have now opened Radio Free Despotainia, an open forum for citizens to express any views they wish. But alas we have been so successful in establishing a worker's paradise that we can't find anyone willing to say anything about it.
So we our inviting anyone with views that differ from those of the government to come on the air and discuss them. Simply apply at the nearest offices of the Ministry of Internal Security and we will interview you. And don't forget to mention the names of any friend or family members with similar views, we'd like to interview them to.