El Chupacabra Pequeno
13-09-2004, 12:31
Greetings from El Dominon del Chupacabra Pequeno, or the Dominion of the Lesser Chupacabra. We are a peace loving nation, founded by a dedicated group that believes in preserving and promoting that which is not well understood, instead of immediately opposing it in defense of one's own beliefs.
Our mascot and national animal is the lesser chupacabra, which also appears on our flag. Our capital city and population center is Chupa City, which is almost perfectly central to our nation. We hope to thrive on our tourism industry, offering visitors very lenient drug laws, gambling and other premium resort entertainment, and both the first and second zoos in the world to house the mythical Chupacabra.
Currently our crime is proportionately low for a new nation, which we owe to a strong and expansive (but not overreaching) police force, which, in times of crisis is charged with national defense as well. We hope that being landlocked by other nations with similar viewpoints as ours will prevent the need for a fulltime military force.
We are currently looking for trade partners worldwide. Our greatest export would be Chupacabra fur, which when burned acts as a mild recreational hallucinogen. Other nations with lenient drug laws may be interested in our stock, as we hold the monopoly due to our aggressive Chupacabra breeding industry, which is state-run.
Any and all correspondence should please be addressed to Presidente Victor Arriaza.
Our mascot and national animal is the lesser chupacabra, which also appears on our flag. Our capital city and population center is Chupa City, which is almost perfectly central to our nation. We hope to thrive on our tourism industry, offering visitors very lenient drug laws, gambling and other premium resort entertainment, and both the first and second zoos in the world to house the mythical Chupacabra.
Currently our crime is proportionately low for a new nation, which we owe to a strong and expansive (but not overreaching) police force, which, in times of crisis is charged with national defense as well. We hope that being landlocked by other nations with similar viewpoints as ours will prevent the need for a fulltime military force.
We are currently looking for trade partners worldwide. Our greatest export would be Chupacabra fur, which when burned acts as a mild recreational hallucinogen. Other nations with lenient drug laws may be interested in our stock, as we hold the monopoly due to our aggressive Chupacabra breeding industry, which is state-run.
Any and all correspondence should please be addressed to Presidente Victor Arriaza.