Despotainia
11-09-2004, 07:59
It has come to our attention that many Despotainians have accidently wandered across our border and become lost. Some become so confused that they've had to be sedated, taken back across the border and sent to one of our illustrious geographic education facilities.
As a service to our citizens we have erected a borer marker so that they will never wander from our beloved worker's paradise ever again. The 20 foot high concrete marker will both visible and durable. Spot lights and the reflective wire which adorns the top of the marker will keep our citizens from becoming lost even at night. Our engineers have even had the foresight to prevent vandalism of the border marker by embedding small razors in the reflective wire so that it cannot be stolen.
We our also providing friendly and helpful guides who will assist those who have recognising the border marker. Every guide will be equipped with his own personal noise maker which he can use to alert confused citizens to the presense of the marker. Those who are especially confused, and can be retrieved before they mistakenly wander away will be given free room and board until such time as they learn where the border is.
As a service to our citizens we have erected a borer marker so that they will never wander from our beloved worker's paradise ever again. The 20 foot high concrete marker will both visible and durable. Spot lights and the reflective wire which adorns the top of the marker will keep our citizens from becoming lost even at night. Our engineers have even had the foresight to prevent vandalism of the border marker by embedding small razors in the reflective wire so that it cannot be stolen.
We our also providing friendly and helpful guides who will assist those who have recognising the border marker. Every guide will be equipped with his own personal noise maker which he can use to alert confused citizens to the presense of the marker. Those who are especially confused, and can be retrieved before they mistakenly wander away will be given free room and board until such time as they learn where the border is.