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Planet Cannon For Sale!

Klonor
04-09-2004, 17:57
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/planetcannon.jpg

Bidding starts at 4.7 x 10^18 USD

Who wants it?
Outer Heaven MK II
04-09-2004, 19:00
Awesome, I bid three Trillion Solid Snakes (one $-$ (solid snake) = two dollars!).
Phalanix
04-09-2004, 19:03
I bid 4 trillion Blood Crystals (1 bc = 1.5 USD)
Outer Heaven MK II
04-09-2004, 19:06
I'll double the amount he's bidding!
Ermor
04-09-2004, 19:19
(OOC: Umm, if one solid snake is 2 dollars, and one blood crystal is 1,5 dollars, Outer Heaven Mk II gave a bid of 6 trillion, and Phalanix gave a bid of the same... So, you're both bidding 6 trillion dollars... So, if you double from what he's bidding, you're doubling from your own bid. Plus, you should be winning due to being the first to bid 6 trillion dollars.

Whatever rocks your boat, man, whatever rocks your boat. ;-) )
Ganurath
04-09-2004, 19:23
Bidding starts at 4.7 x 10^18 USDThat's 4,700,000,000,000,000,000 USD, or 4.7 quintillion USD, or 4.7 million trillions of USD.
Phalanix
04-09-2004, 19:45
I'll double my bid and add one more bc.
Penpusher Confederacy
04-09-2004, 19:47
Ooh, you're selling some space-gun without explaining to us on how it works, what it does, how powerful it is, etc. Rock on, Klonor.
The Mindset
04-09-2004, 20:00
Ooh, you're selling some space-gun without explaining to us on how it works, what it does, how powerful it is, etc. Rock on, Klonor.

It fires planets. See the nice little blue ball it's firing in the picture? That's Earth. Looks sexy when launched at that speed, no?
Klonor
04-09-2004, 20:04
That's 4,700,000,000,000,000,000 USD, or 4.7 quintillion USD, or 4.7 million trillions of USD.

That is correct.
Ganurath
04-09-2004, 20:12
That is correct.Of course it is, I did the math. My point was that's a tad over six trillion.[/understatement]
Outer Heaven MK II
04-09-2004, 20:21
Fine, I match what Klonor decided to start bidding at (there goes my right arm and the crown jewels ;) )
Klonor
04-09-2004, 20:23
Uh......you people do realise that this is a joke, right? I'm not actually selling this thing
Outer Heaven MK II
04-09-2004, 20:25
You're not!?!?!? *reattaches arm and retrieves jevels and money* Fine then, I'll invade you and steal it! Mwhahahaha!
Silly Slags
04-09-2004, 20:43
Bah, Im all out of Drexlers.
Phalanix
04-09-2004, 21:04
Ya I know thats why I was bidding my workers pay checks lol
The Resi Corporation
04-09-2004, 21:25
I'll pay $98254704270*10^42790734598634 more than the highest bid. Just put it on my credit card. :P
Outer Heaven MK II
04-09-2004, 21:45
I'll double on Resi's offer (oh great, there goes my palace, and two industrial systems...)
Guanyu
04-09-2004, 21:48
Wow...please tell me you're kidding, cause that would be incredibly clueless.
Outer Heaven MK II
04-09-2004, 21:50
Well, I am clueless, but hey, what could be cooler than a planet firing thingey majig?
The Resi Corporation
04-09-2004, 22:03
Ya I know thats why I was bidding my workers pay checks lol
Oooooh! You're siggy's what some random drunk from Fallout 2 says!

Am I right? Am I am I am I?! :D
Ganurath
04-09-2004, 23:15
I'm not going to bid, for several reasons.
1. Out of my budget to bid.
2. Even if it were in my budget to bid, resources toward crew and maintainence would be hell.
3. What the hell would you shoot a planet at?
Phalanix
04-09-2004, 23:19
Damn right my friend. Didn't know there were other Fallout players on the board. -gives Resi a cookie- Besides I am a fallout nut*.


*Total Fallout fanatic
The Resi Corporation
04-09-2004, 23:26
3. What the hell would you shoot a planet at?You'd have to shoot a planet at something?

*notes that this is obviously just a joke*