NationStates Jolt Archive

On a sad day for many, but happy for one fat man, a declaration is made.

"Our President has just died from falling off of the high tower of "Dun." Mr. Wiggles, a large porky man has just taken office as the president.", the reporter from 'News Network' said.

"My first course of action is to begin war with the nation of Quintero. We have sent a military force of 500,000 to their nation.", announced Mr. Wiggles.

After this announcement was made a arc of lightning darted across the sky and destroyed a nearby tree. "Interesting", cuckled the fat, Mr. Wiggles. As he waddled over to the tree he saw a pig. Having no vice president, and becuase he felt he had the power to, he pronounced the pig his new vice president. "Seeing that i have a new vice president i will now send more militants to fight in the country of Quintero.", chuckled the now bouncing fat man , and his pig "Wiggles"

OOC: *you know why i do this*

We kindly ask that you refrain from any hostile actions against our ally, Quintero. If you do attack him, we will be forced to act upon you.

(ooc)me imajies this means out of character this smeels alot like emperor calligula

The people of Quintero would like to ask why do you attack us? your troops have already killed many of our people, which is small from the ebola. We have lost many people now, I am now like the past president ordering our people back into the bunkers. We hope that anyone who can help would help.

OOC: sorry ive been gone... couldn't quite get on..

The Country of Debian-Linux will remain neutral in this conflict, but will provide as much aid as it can with its meger budget to Quintero's citizens.

Ravea will side with Vizon on this one. Do not attack Quintero, or we will have to take action against you as well.