Dododom
30-08-2004, 15:47
The Dodod Times
President Hagrufian Jinulis was appointed president today in the first-ever such ceremony in the new nation of Dododom. He was inaugurated in the capital city of Dodod, in a building that had been an abandoned theater. With the first session of the 900-seat National Assembly last week, the former theater became the first-ever government building of Dododom, and was renamed the National Assembly Building.
Created only a week ago from a collection of formerly independent cities and towns, this ceremony marks the second step in creating a functional government for the new nation. Elections for the National Assembly and Presidency occurred last month, but the presidential results were not announced until yesterday, a delay, said Interim Election Supervisor Elan Gorerar, “designed to avoid chaos.” Nevertheless, angry crowds pulsed in the capital city today, furiously denouncing the new president.
“We did not become part of this new nation to usher in a new era of capitalist oppression,” said Lomian Romlen, a member of the National Communist Party’s 28-seat representation in the National Assembly, in his fiery speech to the protesters. The remark was met by thunderous cheering and applause.
The protests only recently dispersed this evening, remaining for an hour after the conclusion of President Jinulis’ acceptance speech at 8:00 P.M. today. Though the speakers, mostly National Communists, Greens, and Equalitians (members of the Equality Party), left around 3:30 P.M., mainly because most were National Assembly members and the session for the day started around then, the protesters shouted furious slogans throughout the President’s four-hour inauguration speech. At one point, someone loudly cried out “death to the bourgeoisie!”, and the crowd echoed him. An effigy of the President was doused with fuel and burned only minutes later, an act quickly responded to by vigilant police and firepeople.
But not only was it economic leftists who were angry at the President. The Equality Party, composed mostly of elves and a fierce advocate for their rights and welfare, was also furious at the human president. During the campaign, the President denied any “institutional racism” against the elven population, and said that anti-discrimination would not be a “high priority” in his administration, to the applause of the mostly-human crowd to which he was speaking. Furthermore, his plan for appointment of Department secretaries included no elves.
(The Cabinet of Dododom is composed of Ministries, each headed by a Minister and grouped into eight Departments. Each Department is controlled by a Secretary and a hundred-person Committee. Every member of every Committee is appointed by a member of the National Assembly, but every member can only appoint one. One of the President’s tasks is to decide who appoints committee members where, and also, since there are 800 posts and 900 National Assembly seats, which hundred members of the National Assembly are going to be excluded from appointments).
“This blatant ignorance almost borders on racism,” said the only human member of the Equality Party’s representation in the National Assembly, Dukes Ijinon. “Elves experience a huge amount of discrimination, and it seems that our President is going to be part of that. As one-fourth of Dododom’s population, one-fourth of the secretaries should be elven; since there are eight secretaries, there should be two elves among them. Instead, there are none,” he continued.
“Thank you, Mr. President,” he added sarcastically.
The President’s inauguration speech mostly ignored both criticisms, focusing mainly on the President’s dedication to a “prosperous, just, and free Dododom”. However, he did speak for around twenty minutes about the economy, and was met with cheering from the right-wing parties and booing from those on the left. It was during this period that the protestors cried out “death to the bourgeoisie” and burned the President’s effigy.
“We will not go the way some want us to go, and intrude upon people’s personal economic decisions,” the President said. “The economy should be run by private individuals, not coordinated by government bureaucracies. We should be willing to help the poor, but we must understand that sometimes too much help harms.”
Aside from the burning incident, the protests seem to have gone peacefully, if far from calmly. They are expected to begin again tomorrow, however, as the President’s cabinet proposals are submitted to the National Assembly for the necessary one-third vote of approval. The center-left Democratic Socialist Party, the second-largest party in Parliament (second to the President’s party, the Conservative Alliance) has issued a call for peace and calm, but it seems to have been ignored by the more radical members of Dododom’s political left. “We should give our new President some time before protesting him,” said the head of the Democratic Socialist Party, Yarnai Radflin. “Now is the time to stand united in support of our new nation, not to divide ourselves between the right and the left.”
President Hagrufian Jinulis was appointed president today in the first-ever such ceremony in the new nation of Dododom. He was inaugurated in the capital city of Dodod, in a building that had been an abandoned theater. With the first session of the 900-seat National Assembly last week, the former theater became the first-ever government building of Dododom, and was renamed the National Assembly Building.
Created only a week ago from a collection of formerly independent cities and towns, this ceremony marks the second step in creating a functional government for the new nation. Elections for the National Assembly and Presidency occurred last month, but the presidential results were not announced until yesterday, a delay, said Interim Election Supervisor Elan Gorerar, “designed to avoid chaos.” Nevertheless, angry crowds pulsed in the capital city today, furiously denouncing the new president.
“We did not become part of this new nation to usher in a new era of capitalist oppression,” said Lomian Romlen, a member of the National Communist Party’s 28-seat representation in the National Assembly, in his fiery speech to the protesters. The remark was met by thunderous cheering and applause.
The protests only recently dispersed this evening, remaining for an hour after the conclusion of President Jinulis’ acceptance speech at 8:00 P.M. today. Though the speakers, mostly National Communists, Greens, and Equalitians (members of the Equality Party), left around 3:30 P.M., mainly because most were National Assembly members and the session for the day started around then, the protesters shouted furious slogans throughout the President’s four-hour inauguration speech. At one point, someone loudly cried out “death to the bourgeoisie!”, and the crowd echoed him. An effigy of the President was doused with fuel and burned only minutes later, an act quickly responded to by vigilant police and firepeople.
But not only was it economic leftists who were angry at the President. The Equality Party, composed mostly of elves and a fierce advocate for their rights and welfare, was also furious at the human president. During the campaign, the President denied any “institutional racism” against the elven population, and said that anti-discrimination would not be a “high priority” in his administration, to the applause of the mostly-human crowd to which he was speaking. Furthermore, his plan for appointment of Department secretaries included no elves.
(The Cabinet of Dododom is composed of Ministries, each headed by a Minister and grouped into eight Departments. Each Department is controlled by a Secretary and a hundred-person Committee. Every member of every Committee is appointed by a member of the National Assembly, but every member can only appoint one. One of the President’s tasks is to decide who appoints committee members where, and also, since there are 800 posts and 900 National Assembly seats, which hundred members of the National Assembly are going to be excluded from appointments).
“This blatant ignorance almost borders on racism,” said the only human member of the Equality Party’s representation in the National Assembly, Dukes Ijinon. “Elves experience a huge amount of discrimination, and it seems that our President is going to be part of that. As one-fourth of Dododom’s population, one-fourth of the secretaries should be elven; since there are eight secretaries, there should be two elves among them. Instead, there are none,” he continued.
“Thank you, Mr. President,” he added sarcastically.
The President’s inauguration speech mostly ignored both criticisms, focusing mainly on the President’s dedication to a “prosperous, just, and free Dododom”. However, he did speak for around twenty minutes about the economy, and was met with cheering from the right-wing parties and booing from those on the left. It was during this period that the protestors cried out “death to the bourgeoisie” and burned the President’s effigy.
“We will not go the way some want us to go, and intrude upon people’s personal economic decisions,” the President said. “The economy should be run by private individuals, not coordinated by government bureaucracies. We should be willing to help the poor, but we must understand that sometimes too much help harms.”
Aside from the burning incident, the protests seem to have gone peacefully, if far from calmly. They are expected to begin again tomorrow, however, as the President’s cabinet proposals are submitted to the National Assembly for the necessary one-third vote of approval. The center-left Democratic Socialist Party, the second-largest party in Parliament (second to the President’s party, the Conservative Alliance) has issued a call for peace and calm, but it seems to have been ignored by the more radical members of Dododom’s political left. “We should give our new President some time before protesting him,” said the head of the Democratic Socialist Party, Yarnai Radflin. “Now is the time to stand united in support of our new nation, not to divide ourselves between the right and the left.”