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Who is Who in Allanea? (review, please!)

Allanea
20-08-2004, 20:35
President-for-Life: Alexander Kazansky.

The undying and eternally young, and suspectedly immortal man has been with Allanea since its independence from Edolia. Having fought alongside with his troops in almost of Allanea's major wars, Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky has become a symbol of Allanea, and in fact has been described as 'the quintessential Allanean' by international critics. He likes role-playing and is an avid firearms collector. At current, his collection is estimated at about fifty guns and includes firearms from The Bisons, Edolia, Barentsburg, and Feline.

Alexander Kazansky is the leader of the Democratic Party of Allanea

Vice-President: Sheila Dolbanutaya

Sheila Dolbanutaya has come to power in the short absence of Kazansky, after the assasination of her predecessor, Pavel Kerensky. She like video games (though not as much as the Minister of External Affairs, of course), and is the national champion in Doom III Deathmatch.

She is the leader of the Libertarian party of Allanea.

Minister of Culture and Education : Cecil B. Demented (as in the movie character).

Cecil is perhaps one of the most controversial figures in Allanean culture - or in the Allanean Libertarian party. As the author of the films 'Darkness at Noon' (a documentary about Edolian persecution of gun owners) and 'Bowling for August' (a depiction of the events that preceded the Fifth Edolian War) Cecil is probably one of the harshest critics of Haven Socialist regimes alive. He is also famous for the screen adaptation of the books 'Enemies Foreign and Domestic' and 'Pallas'

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Cecil during the filming of 'Enemies Foreign and Domestic'

Minister of External Affairs : Ethan Sverdlovksy (OOC: yes, based on Ethan of Ctrl-Alt-Del).

Probably the weirdest Allanean living - or at least the weirdest Allanean in public life - Ethan Sverdlovsky is transcending the limits of the human average - or, as the Republicans put it, 'plain nuts.' An avid video game fan, Sverlovsky worked closely with the President to introduce [i]Allaneacon and various subsidies for the gaming industry (amounting to 150 billion dollars). It is rumour that Sverdlovsky games for 50 hours a week. Some claim they met him on Counterstrike servers, but this is as yet unconfirmed.

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A caricature on Sverdlovsky in the Allanean Republican

Minister of Defense : Ragnar Danneskjold

Ragnar is unique for his position in that he is not a professional military. During the Fifth Edolian war he got a privateer license to attack UNAPS shipping and made a fortune for it. Awarded the Liberty Star for sinking and hijacking fifteen ships during the short conflict, he now has both a multi-million Allanean Dollar fortune and a cosy post. Ragnar is, not surprisingly, a Libertarian. He still owns the cruiser he used in the war.

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Ragnar Danneskjold

Attorney General : Angel Merlmstein

Given Allanea's lack of victimless crime laws - or violent crime - the Attorney General is merely a symbolic position. Congress has given it to the Republican Merlmstein, despite his IQ of merely 76, and he is the lowest-IQ person to ever hold a public position in Allanea. It is yet unclear if the gesture of his appointment was one of politeness or despisal towards the Republicans - of which many finer samples exist.

Minister of Corporate Relations : Joshua Nivensky (YES, related to the Allanean Arms CEO)

Due to the importance of corporations in Allanean economical and social life, Congress decided to create the post of corporate liaison and apoint Joshua Nivensky of the Republican party to it. Accusations of bribery by his uncle Kirill Nivensky, CEO of Allanean Arms, Inc., are as yet unproven.

The list will be expanded. Check back for more.
Neo-Wu
20-08-2004, 20:57
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