NationStates Jolt Archive

The Holy Empire of My Prostate declares war on every nation. We have created a device that targets every person who is not a citizen of My Prostate and kills them. Those who oppose will be destroyed.

Prepare to die!

God enters the nation of My Prostate.

He waves His hands and the Super-Duper Kill Everything Device ceases to exist.

God is pleased with his work.

God exits the nation of My Prostate.



Anyone care to wipe this Sephiroth clone off the map?

Due to the massive lack of spiritualality and powers of religion in the state the recent act of God in The Holy Empire of My Prostate, beleived to have suceeded in destroying the doomsday devices, has failed.

Then if that failed we launched 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 nukes at your doomsday devices.

They are eveywhere!
"I see Noobs!"

Who are you calling a noob? Me or him?

hehe, key word, "They are everywhere!" you figure it out.

EDIT: and no, I'm not saying you are. Just answering your question about what he said.

The Fuhrer sits in his office, looking at a dry erase board. He points at the country of My Prostate as an aid comes up, erases the borders and the name, and makes it as if the country doesn't exist....

aka...

IGNORE.

The leader of My Prostate sits back in his rocking chair and watches with interest the events waiting to unfold while taking a sweet toke of his locally produced marijuana.

He is prepared to negotiate with those willing.

Drops a very large stick on the country of My Prostate...

aka...

EVEN MORE IGNORE!

You are here by an forever deemed a N00b. For winning this esteemed title, you will get shot with the all mighty Ignore Cannon which destroys your entire nation including your godmod of a weapon.

You are the weakest link, goodbye.

Not you Nikolaos, you're not a n00b.

I ignore my prostate as it is not cancerous.

The leader of My Prostate, Amir Al Baz Dinkum, announces his conditions of peace to those desiring such an outcome the the conflict.

"Peace can only be attained by entering a trade agreement with our mighty state. Those who are willing to export 250,000 females to my nation will receive peace as well as 250kgs of our locally produced, premium grade marijuana."

The announcement comes as the plight of My Prostates national animal, the female, becomes apparant. The species tenters on the brink of extinction due to the massive surge in homosexuality due to the legalization of same sex marriages.

WE SEND 1000000000000000000000000 NOOKZ TO YOUR NATION AND DESTROYZ IT TO THE GROUND. YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

*Smacks self for lowering to the n00bs level twice in the same night*

*coughssoloudthatitshakestheearth*f-ingnoobie*coughsagain*
Seriously, Read The Rules Against Godmodding!!!

Anyone care to wipe this Sephiroth clone off the map?

OOC: He's clearly not a Sephrioth clone, cos he uses capitals in his sentences (shock horror!). And I would, but I can't be bothered with sending valuable troops to fight a godmod war.

Hataria Invades The Hentai Nation of My Prostate, Burns down his Capital, Kills all the people, Blows up My Prostate

I win!

You know whats really sad about that Hataria? Thats one of your better rp's.

Amir Al Buz Dinkum reveals that his doomsday devices that created so much fear and hatred towards his state were not real. Due to his arrogant nature he refuses to apologize saying only that:

"No-Body much cares about my nation. We maybe small and unknown but we are still human. We desperatley need females in order to survive and despite all attempts to stimulate production of this species they continue to drop in numbers. In a drastic attempt to procure more females I lied about our military capabilities. It was the worlds own fault for this conflict as they ignored our sitituation for far to long."

Anyone willing to forgive the Amir and his Nation for such a follhardy experiment and contribute their own females to his nation is encouraged to do so.

You know whats really sad about that Hataria? Thats one of your better rp's.
How about we stop the attackon Hataria Thread and Kick this n00bs ass to the moon.

Amir Al Buz Dinkum reveals that his doomsday devices that created so much fear and hatred towards his state were not real. Due to his arrogant nature he refuses to apologize saying only that:

"No-Body much cares about my nation. We maybe small and unknown but we are still human. We desperatley need females in order to survive and despite all attempts to stimulate production of this species they continue to drop in numbers. In a drastic attempt to procure more females I lied about our military capabilities. It was the worlds own fault for this conflict as they ignored our sitituation for far to long."

Anyone willing to forgive the Amir and his Nation for such a follhardy experiment and contribute their own females to his nation is encouraged to do so.

MP is CM's Puppet! KILL THE PUPPET!

Dyelli Beybi is willing to supply lemonade at $0.5 a glass for all spectators.

Vestern States launched 100 000 000 ICBMs loades with VX gas, killed every living soul in the nation, Then we nuked it back to the stone-age...

Vestern States launched 100 000 000 ICBMs loades with VX gas, killed every living soul in the nation, Then we nuked it back to the stone-age...


Gee all those nuclear weapons look like hot work, sure you wouldn't like some lemonade?