Lower Freedonia
16-08-2004, 01:24
Greetings.
After my fact-finding mission to Atlantic City and the subsequent collapse of the national economy, we are finally on our feet and paying creditors through a reasonable installment plan. We should get the plasma-screen TV back on Tuesday.
Lower Freedonia is now officially ready to receive ambassadors and begin full diplomatic relations with the rest of the world. It's our first time, so be gentle.
Sincerely,
Inexplicably Reelected President Rufus T. Firefly
After my fact-finding mission to Atlantic City and the subsequent collapse of the national economy, we are finally on our feet and paying creditors through a reasonable installment plan. We should get the plasma-screen TV back on Tuesday.
Lower Freedonia is now officially ready to receive ambassadors and begin full diplomatic relations with the rest of the world. It's our first time, so be gentle.
Sincerely,
Inexplicably Reelected President Rufus T. Firefly