NationStates Jolt Archive


Genetic experimentation

The Mullet Dude
15-08-2004, 16:18
to all my fellow countries,

i wish it to be know that although a small country we have a rapidly developed program of genetic experimentation, which means we have an army of increasingly efficent and skilled troops. Some of these genetic secrets are up for sale tho in exchange for Fosters, fruitgums, adult dvd's and a substantial amounts of illudium Q explosive space modulators.

For Sale:

the secret of how to stop grannies smelling of cabbage.
the secret to making soldiers always shoot the outline of the enemy into a wall.
the secret to breeding a guitarist who refuses to learn 'smells like teen spirit' and can play eruption blindfolded

pm me with your bids.