NationStates Jolt Archive

The 5-assed monkey of my country is in dire need of assistance. We currently have a organization going to help these poor little animals. So far it only has about §100,000,000 (Woolongs) but thats not nough to save these furry, shit-filled animals. Do your part and make a donation. These Animals are native to THE ARMED REPUBLIC of SPIKE THE EVIL (myself) in the region of Armada. Please help the 5-assed monkeys, or we will be forced to shoot them, like so. :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :upyours: We thank you for your support

5-assed monkey ? Sounds like an inceribly amusing animal. We are intrested in buying them. They would receive a good home in our national zoo.

seems reasonable, u may have 200 for about, hmm, §1,000?

Ok, you can have 5000$, because i feel generous this time. Ship them to our main port.

*money wired*

ok, 16,000 5-assed monkeys coming your way.....wait, 16,00.........no, that sounds right