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Klirken Environment Day: 'I have an orange'

Larogera
09-08-2004, 00:19
Today in Larogera, practically all of the population gathered in Grass Fields Park (in Belkin, LRA) for Klirken Environment Day. The Liberal and Imperial Party's set up booths, while Monarchy and Conservative parties gathered in groups. John Klirken Jr., the son of John Klirken of the famous 'I have an orange' speech made a speech saying this:

"We, the Klirkens thank you for your condolences after my father died a few months ago. But we have moved on. I have an orange. I have an orange that has been in my hand for very years. I've protected this orange. I've taken this orange in. Let us protect all of the oranges. All of the animals. All of the people. All of the living things. All of their habitats. All of us. Let us protect the environment", he screamed.

The crowd screamed in tears, applauding Klirken Jr. A picture of John Klirken filled the background. Michelle Laci, George Herman, and Thomas J.H. Muskey took the podium and talked about preserving the environment.

"The environment is strictly important, and we need to preserve it", George Herman exclaimed.

"We need to protect our environment. We need to create more parks. We need to help the environment. We need to live in our own habitat, and let the bears, turtles, fish, and all animals live in their own habitats", Michelle Laci screamed.

"Now, I don't know about you, but I don't have an orange. We all have an orange", Thomas Muskey joked.

Crowds screamed speech after speech.

Liberals and Imperials set up big booths and handed out flyers saying stuff like this: 'Thomas Muskey protected the environment by voting for the Environment Plan in July 2004' and 'Michelle Laci will fight for the environment to make sure everyone lives in their habitat'. George Herman's flyers said something differently: 'Fight for the People! Fight for America! Fight with George Herman'. The Monarchs didn't have flyers but promoted their party with banners and more.