NationStates Jolt Archive

In a corporate office in Allanea

"Sir, I have good news for you."

Sergei Morgan, CEO of Allanean Pharmaceuticals, Inc., lifted his head.

"OK. It better be good, because I'm working on important stuff here."

"There's apparently a nation out there called Bennavannin. They have, get this, five percent income tax and absolutely no mimimum wage laws."

"Oh my god." Sergei Morgan swung his laptop open.

"Oh my god is right, Sir. We have an opportunity here."

"You're damn right. Julia, consider your salary raised."

And he started typing:

To: CEO of A' Bhanntaireachd, inc.
Subj: Advertisement

Dear Sir!
It seems that the economical conditions in your country are extremely favorable for foreign investments. In light of that, we would like you to run advertisements stating that we, Allanean Pharmaceuticals Incorporated, are willing to purchase agricultural land in Bennnavannin, and also advertisements stating that we are looking for any workers ready to work 9 hours a day on agricultural hemp plantations set up on the aforementioned land.
Please inform us of the costs involved.
Sincerely Yours,
Sergei Morgan,
CEO, Allanean Pharmaceuticals

TO: CEO, Allanean Pharmaceuticals

From: Ailean mac Ortair, CEO, A' Bhanntaireachd, Inc.

Dear Sir,

The pages of A' Bhanntaireachd (which, as you know, means 'The Confederacy' in your tongue) are open to you. We charge 650 airgats per square inch of ad space in the newspaper. You may wish to examine our web directory of hemp, cannabis, and other pharmaceutical producers and license their products directly for export as well. Obviously, your business model is yours to decide, but we have services at your disposal for your every need.

Best,

mac Ortair

To: CEO, A' Bhanntaireachd, Inc.
From: CEO, Allanean Pharmaceuticals, Inc.

In that case, we are willing to run a full-page advertisement stating that we are ready to buy industrial-grade hemp by the ton at 12,500 airgat per ton. We will handle the delivery of the hemp ourselves. The hemp is needed for the production of hemp fuel, and should be of appropriate quality. We are also hiring translators for production of adverts in the Bennavannin tongue and handling of future international business. Futhermore, we will need a small piece of land in Bennavanin to build our Bennavannini headquaters.

Looking forward to do business with you,
Sergei Morgan
CEO, Allanean Pharmaceuticals, Inc.

To: CEO, Allanean Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
From: CEO, A' Bhanntaireachd, Inc.

There are no restrictions on sale of Bennavanninic land to foreign interests, as you well know, and I can see no impediments to your plan. I shall run the adverts immediately. Would you like us to maintain a PO Box in Bennavannin for responses to your adverts?

From: CEO, Allanean Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
To: CEO, A' Bhanntaireachd, Inc.
Subj: Adverts

Just publish our website address, www.allaneanpharm.com.al . This would do fine. We have mailed you a preset of Allanean blended tobacco-marijana cigars, the Presidential Brand. We hope you enjoy them.

TO: CEO, Allanean Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
FROM: CEO, A' Bhanntaireachd, Inc.

I'm sure I will enjoy the cigars. Pleasure doing business with you!