NationStates Jolt Archive


YFL Commercials begin airing

Upper Cet Kola Ytovia
06-08-2004, 19:03
Highlights from (American-style) football games are shown on the screen, featuring a man in a red jersey and black helmet with the number "56" featured on the jersey, tackling ball carriers, sacking quarterback, deflecting and intercepting passes, those sorts of things.

Narrator: Last year, he burst onto the scene, proving that he would be a dominant force in the league for years to come. He showed the strength to stop a raging 275-pound fullback dead in his tracks, the speed to chase down the most fleet-footed receivers, and the agility to not let anyone get past him.

Player: Agile, mobile and hostile.

Narrator: Not content to win Rookie of the Year, he nearly won a Most Valuable Player award, and nearly carried the Orrville Red Riders to a championship.

Player: Almost ain't good enough.

Narrator: He is Khaled Abu Toameh...better known as...the KAT...and he is one of many heroes in...the Ytovian Football League.

Final three screens flash, linger for about two seconds, and fade:

1: The YFL logo.

2: White letters on black: "The adventure continues"

3: White letters on black: "September 5, 2004"