Feeky
06-08-2004, 03:49
PRESS RELEASE
NSNI INC.
THU., AUGUST 5, 2004
The Prime Minster of The Commonwealth of Feeky has announced a huge party celebrating Feeky's return to international affairs and the warm welcome received in the region of Brink of Reality. All leaders, ambassadors, and other dignitaries from any nation are invited, granting that they will not try to steal any of the Prime Minister's favorite Jell-O sculptures or burn the place down or anything. An open bar is available, as well as several clean, registered prostitutes.
As part of the festivities, a non-denominational marraige between two men genetically modified to allow them to subsist entirely on broken glass and recycled rubber will be presided over by the Prime Minister.
No parking on the lawn (all parking meter violations waived for duration of festivities).
NSNI INC.
THU., AUGUST 5, 2004
The Prime Minster of The Commonwealth of Feeky has announced a huge party celebrating Feeky's return to international affairs and the warm welcome received in the region of Brink of Reality. All leaders, ambassadors, and other dignitaries from any nation are invited, granting that they will not try to steal any of the Prime Minister's favorite Jell-O sculptures or burn the place down or anything. An open bar is available, as well as several clean, registered prostitutes.
As part of the festivities, a non-denominational marraige between two men genetically modified to allow them to subsist entirely on broken glass and recycled rubber will be presided over by the Prime Minister.
No parking on the lawn (all parking meter violations waived for duration of festivities).