Lower Freedonia
05-08-2004, 07:07
After finally securing the border against Sylvanian Rebels, the Disputed Territories of Lower Freedonia have declared themselves a sovereign nation and seek to enter into detente with neighboring countries, or maybe just hold hands. Our Constitution is a bit vague at this point, and will have to be rewritten to cut the more expensive action sequences, but rest assured we offer most of the basic civil rights, plus several obscure ones that we just threw in to see what would happen. We cannot guarantee your ambassadors diplomatic immunity, but we do have pay-per-view.
Our application with the UN is pending, though we've already paid the security deposit.
We welcome your business.
Sincerely,
Rufus T. Firefly, President and General Manager of Rufus' Find-It-Yourself Auto Parts
EDIT: We will be on vacation from tomorrow through next week, so expect replies to inquiries... sometime after then.
Our application with the UN is pending, though we've already paid the security deposit.
We welcome your business.
Sincerely,
Rufus T. Firefly, President and General Manager of Rufus' Find-It-Yourself Auto Parts
EDIT: We will be on vacation from tomorrow through next week, so expect replies to inquiries... sometime after then.