Treznor
04-08-2004, 01:38
I'm a famous person. I live an opulent lifestyle that most of you can only dream about in the dead of night in-between nightmares of bills, in-laws and tax audits. I'm here because I accepted bucketloads of cash from a company looking to sell their [product/service] with celebrity backing. I will therefore tell you all the good things about [product/service] without mentioning any of the bad, trusting in the power of bandwagon mentality to convince you. I will also infer without directly stating that by following the example I set in this commercial, you can be just like me just for using this [product/service]!
Use [product/service] now, because I'm famous!
Use [product/service] now, because I'm famous!