Simianonia
02-08-2004, 19:15
Riots in the Uberian nation of Simianonia over the price of rubbing alcohol were brutally put down today in a series of Police actions. :mp5:
Simianonian special police force, the Iron Fist Monkey Task Force, moved in to quell the rioters with tear gas and batons in the early hours of this moring. :sniper:
Blood has been spilled on the streets of the capital Simian City and around a hundred rioters are thought to have been killed or injured when tanks were brought in to drive them back from the Tasteius Triumphal square.
Life President and Commander of the Protectorate armed force,The taste of Monkeys, had this to say:
:mad: "God damned drugged out communists! If theyd just stay in their homes and do some godmaned work we wouldnt have to crack their skulls so hard!
Next time Im rolling the tanks right over them!"
Speculation is mounting as to whether this will affect Simianonias chance of getting into the UN.
Phil McKracken, WNBS
Simianonian special police force, the Iron Fist Monkey Task Force, moved in to quell the rioters with tear gas and batons in the early hours of this moring. :sniper:
Blood has been spilled on the streets of the capital Simian City and around a hundred rioters are thought to have been killed or injured when tanks were brought in to drive them back from the Tasteius Triumphal square.
Life President and Commander of the Protectorate armed force,The taste of Monkeys, had this to say:
:mad: "God damned drugged out communists! If theyd just stay in their homes and do some godmaned work we wouldnt have to crack their skulls so hard!
Next time Im rolling the tanks right over them!"
Speculation is mounting as to whether this will affect Simianonias chance of getting into the UN.
Phil McKracken, WNBS