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Trust me, just don't. Read this for proof.
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=343876&page=1&pp=15

It's kinda hilarious.

I hereby nominate him for the worst RP'er in the history of NS in the category of attempting to RP but failing so miserably that the EOL now has to pay money to erase the post from the eyes of its billions of citizens!

Do I have a second?

I second that notion and drink to the destruction of his country, seriously star drinking with me.

i second that motion

[OOC: Damn. And I thought Sephrioth was bad.]

IC: Ersilia? I never heard of a country by that name.

I hereby nominate him for the worst RP'er in the history of NS in the category of attempting to RP but failing so miserably that the EOL now has to pay money to erase the post from the eyes of its billions of citizens!

Do I have a second?

Well, I think he won. And for his award, he gets smacked around like he was in prison!

And beaten with a stick until his ears bleed!

And beaten with a stick until his ears bleed!
Well, how about we just put him in prison with a guy with a big stick :D

*Ayur's fattest citizen opens his bumcheeks and farts at Ersilia!*

Well, how about we just put him in prison with a guy with a big stick :D
Note the possibilities of the word "stick"

i second that motion
The putting in prison or the noting of the possibilities?

Note the possibilities of the word "stick"

i second that motion-prison
but how about we use our new butt-plug machian (we can forget to put on the lubrication)

Note the possibilities of the word "stick"

Wooden object taken from a tree that is easily used to hurt someone!!!

Wooden object taken from a tree that is easily used to hurt someone!!!
Damn you! How did you know?!?!?

He blatantly plagiarized my storefront! Just copied and pasted the whole thing! Kill him! Start an angry mob! Sue him for emotional damage!




I was traumatized.

You could always try anal electricution.

Damn you! How did you know?!?!?

It's the Emperor's favorite way to hurt people.

You could always try anal electricution.

He might enojy that.

Heh heh heh... I started a thread for an election to decide the new head of Bureaucracia, and Ersilia came right in and started blabbing on about how bad my elections were and how he was going to tell the UN right away. In the process, he managed to call me Bureaucracy.

Ersilia deserves a NEWBIE ALERT

Heh heh heh... I started a thread for an election to decide the new head of Bureaucracia, and Ersilia came right in and started blabbing on about how bad my elections were and how he was going to tell the UN right away. In the process, he managed to call me Bureaucracy.

Ersilia deserves a NEWBIE ALERT
You? A bureaucracy?!?!?!?! Never!

He's at least 3x worse then Sephiroth.

He's at least 3x worse then Sephiroth.
Well, gimme a Sephiroth post, or a link to one. I've never seen him RP. I just ressurected today, sooo.

I am starting a support group for those who own a storefront affected by the "Joke of the year"

Now we shall begin with names
"hi my name is Les Domones."
Crowd-"HI Les domones"

I am starting a support group for those who own a storefront affected by the "Joke of the year"

Now we shall begin with names
"hi my name is Les Domones."
Crowd-"HI Les domones"
You mean he stole your garden gnomes too!?!?!?

You mean he stole your garden gnomes too!?!?!?

YES I miss my Gnome

Wait... no, sorry, I stole your gnome. Forgot. I was worried he was stealing my gig.

JJR, there's no excuse for this. Consider this a warning for posting flamebait. If I see more of this from you, I'll ban you from the forums for a week.