NationStates Jolt Archive


I'm about to create an empire

Sir eloi McFerguson
25-06-2004, 22:45
my name's eloi Mc Ferguson, and I wish to invite all the oppressive states to join me in order to create the most powerful state of the world!
Sir eloi McFerguson
25-06-2004, 22:52
please excuse my bad level of english...
Letila
25-06-2004, 22:59
Do we have to use our hentai-based weapons on you?

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Sigma Octavus
25-06-2004, 23:01
Hentai-based? What would that accomplish?
Sir eloi McFerguson
25-06-2004, 23:04
:? :? :?
Letila
25-06-2004, 23:06
Given the authoritarian nature of your government, porno, especially foreign porno, is likely to have a devastating effect on your forces. I suggest you refrain from conquest if you are wise.

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Five Civilized Nations
25-06-2004, 23:09
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You guys do realize Hentai is Japanese-anime porn right? Why don't we also use some yaoi?
Skeelzania
25-06-2004, 23:09
At the very least, his entire schoolgirl population would be destroyed when the tentacle-monsters invade.
Sir eloi McFerguson
25-06-2004, 23:14
well, maybe i'm too impulsive , but i'm new ,entonces i don't know how it works :oops:
Kisogo
25-06-2004, 23:17
well, maybe i'm too impulsive , but i'm new ,entonces i don't know how it works :oops:

Well, not like this.
Five Civilized Nations
25-06-2004, 23:20
How about you read all the stickies?
Letila
25-06-2004, 23:35
At the very least, his entire schoolgirl population would be destroyed when the tentacle-monsters invade.

Don't worry. Schools will be abolished within hours of the Letilan invasion.

You guys do realize Hentai is Japanese-anime porn right? Why don't we also use some yaoi?

Eh, why not? It couldn't hurt.

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
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I like big butts!
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Roania
25-06-2004, 23:59
At the very least, his entire schoolgirl population would be destroyed when the tentacle-monsters invade.

Don't worry. Schools will be abolished within hours of the Letilan invasion.

You guys do realize Hentai is Japanese-anime porn right? Why don't we also use some yaoi?

Eh, why not? It couldn't hurt.

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
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An Anarchist state with imperialist tendencies and a standing army? What has the world come to?

I'm afraid, Letilans, that any hostile moves you make will be met with immediate and harsh conquest and purification of your entire people. Been a while since I've had to restore order to a nation as a prelude to declaring it a colony, though.

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Charles Algernon Blackwood
Minister of Colonial and Foriegn Affairs and Trade
Divine Imperium of Novar Ohan and the Sunset Isles

OOC: Now, my...um...I'll guess Scottish...friend, there are very nice stickies at the top of the screen in each forum that explain how you do everything.

If you're forming a region, I suggest you go to Gameplay and write a giant post explaining your ideas. Or, you could go to International Incidents, where, contrary to the opinion of Kisogo, they do do things like that.
Letila
26-06-2004, 00:06
An Anarchist state with imperialist tendencies and a standing army? What has the world come to?

Imperialist? Hardly. We aren't the ones trying to create an empire.

I'm afraid, Letilans, that any hostile moves you make will be met with immediate and harsh conquest and purification of your entire people. Been a while since I've had to restore order to a nation as a prelude to declaring it a colony, though.

And you call us imperialist. I really don't think you should try that, now with our advanced psychological weaponry at our disposal. We would put up a huge fight.

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Roania
26-06-2004, 00:17
"Are they serious?" Clarissa asked, wrinkling her brow. "Or are they just stupid?" The Prime Minister of the Divine Imperium shook her head, sadly. "Hentai based weaponry, indeed..."

Lord Chancellor Ebert looked up from the captured sample he had been reading. "Well, this is psychologically disturbing..." he said, pale and tossing the book onto the table.

Clarissa swooped it up, and skimmed through it. "Yes, it is..."

"I mean, look at that artwork! It's awful! Like James Joyce's Ulysses in picture format! Over-large eyes...breaking the laws of physics..." Ebert shook his head, sadly. "It's almost as bad as Charles's bow...madame? You look ill."

Clarissa coughed, and pressed a button. A servant came rushing in, and the Prime Minister handed him the booklet. "Here. Take this and burn it. Don't open it or read it in anyway." She shuddered as the servant left, and then looked down at her cabinet ministers. "If my body ever starts to do that, kill me instantly..." All the men around the table started to look away, aimlessly. A few of them whistled.

James Grey, the Minister for Health and Social Security, called the servant over and picked up the book. "What page, dear?" He asked Clarissa.

"52..."

James opened it up, stared for a brief second, and then collapsed onto the floor in a faint. The servant quickly took the book and ran for a furnace.

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Clarissa Bencenoff
Prime Minister
Divine Imperium of Novar Ohan and the Sunset Isles
Falastur
26-06-2004, 00:22
An Anarchist state with imperialist tendencies and a standing army? What has the world come to?

Imperialist? Hardly. We aren't the ones trying to create an empire.

OOC: But you still said you would invade them?
Dontgonearthere
26-06-2004, 00:24
Dontgonearthere supports your move for world domination and will provide twenty thosand gallons of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
No thanks needed.
Alcona and Hubris
26-06-2004, 00:27
Dontgonearthere supports your move for world domination and will provide twenty thosand gallons of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
No thanks needed.

:lol:
Letila
26-06-2004, 00:27
But you still said you would invade them?

Yes, but only to stop them from invading.

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
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Dontgonearthere
26-06-2004, 00:34
DGNT has shipped its first case of DHM based weapons.
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